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(Hey there kids! It's Goldie the Golden Crow--actually no, it's just a golden duck-looking robot with a basket attached to his head. The robot fiddles with it before it comes on. Boy, this was sure a weird turn of events, huh? He was on the Satellite of Love and now some giant robots were telling him...something about a Cybertron, he didn't really pay attention.)

Testing...hello....?

(The robot taps the screen with one of his spindly arms...before shaking it.)

Oh cool! This must be one of those video dating things. (AHEM.)

Hello, my name is Crow T. Robot. I'm a Pisces with a moon in Capricorn. What can I say about myself that first impressions can't say?

Well, I'm in marketing, I have a condo in Boca Raton. I was number seven in the Fortune magazine's Top Richest People in America! I am intellectual yet simple, progressive yet have old fashioned values, I am macho but I keep in touch with my feminine side, I'm gentle but a tiger if you know what I mean raaaaaaawr.

In short? I am everything you want in a bot.

If you're interested, call....well uh.....just look for the weird templ-ish place in the middle of a crater! I'll be waiting!

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Why would I turn into a TV?! What am I, robot sailor moon?

Every robot here turns into something, for the most part. A car or bike or train or some crap. I just assume you've got the same talent.

TV because you seem a guy who watches a lot of it, that is.

Oh so if you're a plumber I'm to assume you turn into a toilet, is that it, Luigi?

It's ignorance like that that puts us robots back, Rush Limbaugh! I have more talents than just watching TV!

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[raises hands] I surrender and apologize for my indirect prejudice. [smirk] And, what is that? Since it's not turning into a TV.

Well you humans need to check your privilege more often!

SINCE YOU ASKED: I'm a screenwriter, an actor, warrior-poet, a philosopher, aaaaaand a Casanova.

You've got quite a lot under your robot belt, then. I'm simply a humble doctor. [AND NOTHING ELSE; HE WILL REMIND YOU OF THIS IF YOU ASSUME HE'S ANYTHING ELSE]

And... Casanova, huh? You woo lots of girl robots back home? Afraid there doesn't appear many of those here.

A damn doctor?--sorry, I couldn't help myself.

...NO. I thought there'd be more girls here! (Sob) Why does this keep happening!?

The 'damn' is only used if I must enforce my insistence. Which is quite often with some people...

Sounds like you come from a universe with few ladies. [smirk] That must have been terrible.

No, I was just created by a guy who was shot into space and forced to watch bad movies.

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Shot up into space I can buy.

But forced to watch bad movies?

Did this serve a purpose or is your galaxy just full of weird sadists?

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