re_alignment | [Video; Live from Nexus' temple!]

(Hey there kids! It's Goldie the Golden Crow--actually no, it's just a golden duck-looking robot with a basket attached to his head. The robot fiddles with it before it comes on. Boy, this was sure a weird turn of events, huh? He was on the Satellite of Love and now some giant robots were telling him...something about a Cybertron, he didn't really pay attention.)

Testing...hello....?

(The robot taps the screen with one of his spindly arms...before shaking it.)

Oh cool! This must be one of those video dating things. (AHEM.)

Hello, my name is Crow T. Robot. I'm a Pisces with a moon in Capricorn. What can I say about myself that first impressions can't say?

Well, I'm in marketing, I have a condo in Boca Raton. I was number seven in the Fortune magazine's Top Richest People in America! I am intellectual yet simple, progressive yet have old fashioned values, I am macho but I keep in touch with my feminine side, I'm gentle but a tiger if you know what I mean raaaaaaawr.

In short? I am everything you want in a bot.

If you're interested, call....well uh.....just look for the weird templ-ish place in the middle of a crater! I'll be waiting!

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[Here's a certain white jaguar waving and grinning.]

Hai! I'm Ravage! Pretty sure this isn't a date site though.

(What in the world.)

Jeeze, who turned on the Saturday cartoons? It looks like one those lame Japanimations too.

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L-O-L! I'm not a cartoon! I'm totes real!

Nuh-uh. None one real says TOTES.

Uh-Huh! I do!

And it looks like you're in Nexus' Temple! That's where I live! I can totes prove that I'm real!

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I'm afraid to inform you, but this is not quite a dating "thing." You're using the Link which allows all of us on Cybertron to communicate across distances.

[ The knight tilts her head slightly. ] You should have been told by an Acolyte that you are now on Cybetron, but.. [ Looks like Saber's done this before. She looks a bit dismayed. Many do not listen to the Acolytes, after all. ]

I'm called Saber, and I will offer you information should you want it.

How embarrassing.

Oh you mean all that boring stuff those robot ladies were saying? They lost me when they said Cybertron.

Ok Saber Tooth Tiger, where is the dating service and two when do I get out.

..[ The knight looks a tiny bit irritated, but Saber decides to take him seriously even though he may not be so serious himself. ] There is no dating service, and although many have tried, no one has been able to leave. I highly advise staying far from the Badlands. It seems none return.

(Better get used to it, Saber.)

Well maybe if someone payed taxes, we might get a bus here!

Wow, the Badlands? Do they have the South Dakota Jimmy Dean Diner?!

..The.. what? [ Have a blank stare. Although Saber understands your bus "joke," the South Dakota one goes right over her head.

After a short moment, the knight sighs. ] When you are seeking actual and more specific information, let me know and I will assist you to the best of my abilities.

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Sir...Crow T. Robot, this is not what you think it is.

...should I come back another time?

(If you're doing something weird, Crow will just leave you be.)

No it's just that we are NOT a dating service.

I didn't even know those existed. You are in a planet called Cybertron now.

Well you need to get out, buddy.

Yeah, the South Dakota planet! Saber kid told me.

I get out plenty often, I like it outside.

South Dakota?

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Fool, you have obviously called the wrong number.

I'll say, you're too young for this kind of thing, young man!

I'm not the one attempting to call a stupid dating service.

I'm not the one with the stupid scarf.

Hmpth. You just have no taste.

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[CROW BB]

Oh, you're a... different lookin' robot. Lemme guess - you turn into some sort of TV?

Why would I turn into a TV?! What am I, robot sailor moon?

Every robot here turns into something, for the most part. A car or bike or train or some crap. I just assume you've got the same talent.

TV because you seem a guy who watches a lot of it, that is.

Oh so if you're a plumber I'm to assume you turn into a toilet, is that it, Luigi?

It's ignorance like that that puts us robots back, Rush Limbaugh! I have more talents than just watching TV!

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[raises hands] I surrender and apologize for my indirect prejudice. [smirk] And, what is that? Since it's not turning into a TV.

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