[Video; Live from Nexus' temple!]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

(Hey there kids! It's Goldie the Golden Crow--actually no, it's just a golden duck-looking robot with a basket attached to his head. The robot fiddles with it before it comes on. Boy, this was sure a weird turn of events, huh? He was on the Satellite of Love and now some giant robots were telling him...something about a Cybertron, he didn't really pay attention.)

Testing...hello....?

(The robot taps the screen with one of his spindly arms...before shaking it.)

Oh cool! This must be one of those video dating things. (AHEM.)

Hello, my name is Crow T. Robot. I'm a Pisces with a moon in Capricorn. What can I say about myself that first impressions can't say?

Well, I'm in marketing, I have a condo in Boca Raton. I was number seven in the Fortune magazine's Top Richest People in America! I am intellectual yet simple, progressive yet have old fashioned values, I am macho but I keep in touch with my feminine side, I'm gentle but a tiger if you know what I mean raaaaaaawr.

In short? I am everything you want in a bot.

If you're interested, call....well uh.....just look for the weird templ-ish place in the middle of a crater! I'll be waiting!

Comments

[Video]

[im_wavin]

[Here's a certain white jaguar waving and grinning.]

Hai! I'm Ravage! Pretty sure this isn't a date site though.

( video )

[pendragon]

I'm afraid to inform you, but this is not quite a dating "thing." You're using the Link which allows all of us on Cybertron to communicate across distances.

[ The knight tilts her head slightly. ] You should have been told by an Acolyte that you are now on Cybetron, but.. [ Looks like Saber's done this before. She looks a bit dismayed. Many do not listen to the Acolytes, after all. ]

I'm called Saber, and I will offer you information should you want it.

[Video]

[raceme]

Sir...Crow T. Robot, this is not what you think it is.

[laharl]

Fool, you have obviously called the wrong number.

[video]

[adamndoctor]

[CROW BB]

Oh, you're a... different lookin' robot. Lemme guess - you turn into some sort of TV?