[Video; Live from Nexus' temple!]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

(Hey there kids! It's Goldie the Golden Crow--actually no, it's just a golden duck-looking robot with a basket attached to his head. The robot fiddles with it before it comes on. Boy, this was sure a weird turn of events, huh? He was on the Satellite of Love and now some giant robots were telling him...something about a Cybertron, he didn't really pay attention.)

Testing...hello....?

(The robot taps the screen with one of his spindly arms...before shaking it.)

Oh cool! This must be one of those video dating things. (AHEM.)

Hello, my name is Crow T. Robot. I'm a Pisces with a moon in Capricorn. What can I say about myself that first impressions can't say?

Well, I'm in marketing, I have a condo in Boca Raton. I was number seven in the Fortune magazine's Top Richest People in America! I am intellectual yet simple, progressive yet have old fashioned values, I am macho but I keep in touch with my feminine side, I'm gentle but a tiger if you know what I mean raaaaaaawr.

In short? I am everything you want in a bot.

If you're interested, call....well uh.....just look for the weird templ-ish place in the middle of a crater! I'll be waiting!

Comments

[Video]

[raceme]

Sir...Crow T. Robot, this is not what you think it is.

[Video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

...should I come back another time?

(If you're doing something weird, Crow will just leave you be.)

[Video]

[raceme]

No it's just that we are NOT a dating service.

I didn't even know those existed. You are in a planet called Cybertron now.

[Video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Well you need to get out, buddy.

Yeah, the South Dakota planet! Saber kid told me.

[Video]

[raceme]

I get out plenty often, I like it outside.

South Dakota?

[Video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Uh huh....

[Not believing you.]

You know, a little state in the midwest.[Puts on a midwestern accent.] Oh cripes, the winter gets pretty heavy, yah, but it sure is nice watching dem Green Bay Packers.

Like that.

[Video]

[raceme]

It's true! I'm always on patrons and investigating. [Which is the same as saying that he only goes out to work.]

I don't think I ever been there. When I was on Earth I only visited Detroit. [What...] That's quite the interesting accent.

[Video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

What are you a cop?

You should hear my Gregory Peck impression.

[Video]

[raceme]

[Have a genuine smile.] yes, sort of. I'm an _{Elite Agent and here I work} for the Police force.

I should because I have no idea who's Gregory Peck.

[Video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Well you got the color scheme wrong, Dirty Harry.

Do you guys know anything about movies at all?

[Video]

[raceme]

[Sadly all the cool movie references are lost here. Blurr just looks confused.] I like my color scheme, blue is nice.

YES! I watched a few. Disney mostly, thanks to Vandal.

[Video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Disney?! What are you, four?

[Video]

[raceme]

NoooooOOOOOOoooooo .

A bit older than that. [Add a lot of zeros to that.]