[Video; Live from Nexus' temple!]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

(Hey there kids! It's Goldie the Golden Crow--actually no, it's just a golden duck-looking robot with a basket attached to his head. The robot fiddles with it before it comes on. Boy, this was sure a weird turn of events, huh? He was on the Satellite of Love and now some giant robots were telling him...something about a Cybertron, he didn't really pay attention.)

Testing...hello....?

(The robot taps the screen with one of his spindly arms...before shaking it.)

Oh cool! This must be one of those video dating things. (AHEM.)

Hello, my name is Crow T. Robot. I'm a Pisces with a moon in Capricorn. What can I say about myself that first impressions can't say?

Well, I'm in marketing, I have a condo in Boca Raton. I was number seven in the Fortune magazine's Top Richest People in America! I am intellectual yet simple, progressive yet have old fashioned values, I am macho but I keep in touch with my feminine side, I'm gentle but a tiger if you know what I mean raaaaaaawr.

In short? I am everything you want in a bot.

If you're interested, call....well uh.....just look for the weird templ-ish place in the middle of a crater! I'll be waiting!

Comments

[Video -> action]

[im_wavin]

'K!

[Okay, it takes some time, but he does eventually finds Crow. Hey, he's only slightly bigger than a normal jaguar and the temple was made for bots ten times his size. Also he got distracted on the way.]

Hai!

[Totally waving at him]

[action]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

GAH.

(Give hima heart attack why don't ya?)

Jeeze, who gave the ultra large meow mix?

[action]

[im_wavin]

L-O-L! I don't need that! I eat energon!

[action]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

You ate the energizer bunny?! You bastard!

[action]

[im_wavin]

Wha?!?! That's totes not what I meant!

[action]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

You eat batteries?!

[action]

[im_wavin]

Nope! I noms on energon!

[action]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Noms? What are you, a Japanimation toy?