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[saidthespidertothefly]

Hmm hmm hm~. Now isn't this interesting? A whole new world to sink my teeth into. Hello all, my name is Airachnid, and it seems I've found myself on this... quaint little world that isn't quite yet-to-be Cybertron.

Now, I know certain parties that aren't quite happy with me are out there, and to them I say this: Don't even bother trying to trace this signal, because I've already covered it with several layers of encryption. Can't really expect me to put myself at risk, do you?

To the rest of you... I'm eager to see what opportunities meeting individuals from other worlds may afford. Dare I say it, but I believe it will be a one-of-a-kind experience...

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sorry i didn't tag this last night busy getting his ass shot. XD [video]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Oooh, paranoia. [Whirl will make a little 'wooo' circle with one claw.]

You're acting like anyone actually gives a slag who you are. [Whirl does not. But don't feel special! Whirl doesn't give a slag about anything.]

[saidthespidertothefly]

I actually have reason to be concerned. Not like you'd know anything about that, though.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[A shrug.]

Yeah, 'cause I can defend myself. [Implication: You're scared because you can't.]

And even if not? Tsh. Whatever.

[saidthespidertothefly]

You seem to think you know a lot about me. It's cute.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Been fighting for four million years. I don't need to know much except what to kill.

Or who not to kill. Smaller list. For my small brain module.

[saidthespidertothefly]

Ah, a walking gun. Been a while since I met someone like that. And by "a while", I mean altogether too soon.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Yep. That's me. Stupid gun, nothin' but.

[He wishes.]

Take it he made a lasting impression on you since you've gone all hidey and shy.

[saidthespidertothefly]

Please. I'm referring to the fact that individuals like you are too common where I come from.

I imagine they're too common everywhere, to be honest.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Little thing called "survival of the fittest".

[Except in his case. He freely admits.]

[saidthespidertothefly]

Not really. They tend to be the first to fall.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Yeah? Then why am I still around?

[This is a deep and profound philosophical question.]

[saidthespidertothefly]

Blind luck, I imagine.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Bad luck, more like.

[He shifts.] Look, you actually do anything? Getting kinda bored.

[saidthespidertothefly]

Well, I am a collector of... unique specimens.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Shame we've already established I'm not unique.

[Really, it is.]

[saidthespidertothefly]

Depends. Some things can be made that way.

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Yeah? I ain't worth the effort.

But. [Crafty gleam.] How unique would you find an ex prison warden?

[Whirl wants to heeeeeeeelp!]

[saidthespidertothefly]

Depends.

It also depends on how much risk you'd be putting us both through by talking about this on an open channel.