[Audio] Junk Pile (Back from hiatus!)

[spacerhero]

So theoretically speaking, what would you do if you, say, ran someone over with a tank and killed them?

[There's a reason the video isn't on. Shep is trying to keep it cool, and she's no stranger to killing things on purpose. But accidentally running over a raccoon that can talk while joy-riding in the junk pile... Maybe she could just pretend he was one of those pyjacks.]

People come back to life here, right? So he'll pop back up. Er, theoretically of course.

[She was currently squatting over a squashed raccoon body debating what to do with it.]

Comments

[Video]

[noneedifsimple]

Quite common for you. Remember hearing about quite a few deaths due to the Mako.

[Because lets face it, you suck at driving, Shepard. He's pretty sure shifty cows are endangered because of you.]

......Who did you run over?

[Audio]

[spacerhero]

What? I only killed people who were shooting at me! And Geth. And Pyjacks. And those cows that have arms.

[No really. This was an accident, she promises.]

... Have you met the raccoon yet?

[Video]

[noneedifsimple]

Quite sure Joker said he heard audio of you making bets on how many cows you could take out. Fairly certain at least.

[It was talked about enough.]

Heard of one. Has guns. Friends with Wrex I believe.

[He actually stops and looks up from his omni-tool, even if Shepard isn't using video.]

....Shepard....

[Audio]

[wrex_it_krogan]

[Don't pull that hypothetical bullshit Shepard.]

Who did you kill, Shepard?

[Audio]

[spacerhero]

Before we start playing the blame game, it was an accident, ok? Little things shouldn't be running around the garbage pile at night and proving me right.

[Audio]

[wrex_it_krogan]

...wait, you don't mean.

[Wrex is a krogan of less words and he became a krogan of less words.]

What.

[deadlydoctor]

I would have to clean the blood from my tires.

[spacerhero]

Tank tires weren't exactly made to be kept pristine...

[deadlydoctor]

They're your feet, it's only hygienic to keep them clean. [The post was voice and he totally assumed that you are cybertronian, miss.]

[voice]

[sword_redemption]

It doesn't quite work like that.

[As he has been threatened with.]

[Audio]

[spacerhero]

How does it work then?

[Audio]

[sword_redemption]

It's not automatic. One of the First Forged has to notice the death, and more than that, has to care enough to even try to bring them back.

[Video]

[fun_police]

[DANGIT SHEPARD.]

[Now certain people (ie. him) have to be a prick and talk about rules n shit.]

Cooperation is a good start.

Broadcast your coordinates, and don't move anything from the spot.

[spacerhero]

[Mmmmyeah how about no.]

I'll report him dead and ping my coordinates when I'm done, but I'm not submitting myself to arrest or anything.

[Video]

[fun_police]

[FROWN.]

I wouldn't suggest running. That doesn't leave your situation in good light.

If it was an accident as you're implying, it can be resolved later. For now, you should stay where you are and follow my instructions.

[Video]

[symmetriphiliac]

Even if death isn't permanent, you shouldn't be taking it so lightly.

[spacerhero]

Everyone deals with things differently. I'd be acting the same way if I ran over any if my crew.

[video]

[doctordon]

Umm... Hmm.

[He grimaces.]

I didn't know that you'd come back to life if you died. I guess that's convenient.

[Audio]

[spacerhero]

I was under the impression everyone did. That's how recent murder victims are able to point at their murderers, I thought.

[video]

[adamndoctor]

Ah. In my universe, that'd be called 'vehicular manslaughter'. I recommend speaking to the police. Even if whomever you ran over returns from the dead, best to report yourself just in case. [shrug] Don't know for sure, though; maybe it ain't a crime on this planet. Though you'd think with everyone turnin' into cars and tanks and planes, it would be.

[Audio]

[spacerhero]

I have to admit I'm not used to dealing with lower authorities anymore... Back where I'm from, the council that has the equivalent authority of the First Forged would scold me and that would be it. I'm not sure how I could take being actually questioned.

[audio]

[rednotbluethx]

Ya wind up bein' someone's slave. [BITTER]

[audio]

[spacerhero]

[Shep's blood chilled a bit at that.]

There's slavery here?

[Video]

[primianpolarity]

[HAVE A VERY SERIOUS TONE, SHEPARD. SOMEONE IS NOT HAPPY.]

Theoretically.

[audio]

[spacerhero]

[Serious tone or not, see if Shepard is scared at all. She's not. She's talked down opposing armies and shot mile-tall Reapers in the face without flinching. What can you do that's so scary Mr Robot?]

Possibly actually. Regardless, it was an accident. Nice to meet you, by the way.