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[stabbywheelfeet]

[The room is completely splattered in paint. Where did Sideswipe get paint? Who knows. Probably the junk pile.]

[He's still got a can of it in his hands, and is currently tossing little splashes of it liberally around the room. It's an eye-searing yellow-green color, too. He just... seems to be tossing it around at random.]

[While swearing.]

[At... Mirage?]

[But Mirage is nowhere to be seen. There's just Sideswipe, and his paint-splattered room. The more he tosses paint around, the more agitated the Autobot seems to get.]

Would you --! Just!

Come out here! This isn't funny!

[At that last comment, though, there can be heard a very faint laugh...]

Comments

[stabbywheelfeet]

No, it isn't.

[dinnerdate]

...Why are you using it then? If you don't like it.

[He thinks it's pretty.]

[stabbywheelfeet]

Because Mirage deserves to look hideous for a while.

[dinnerdate]

But... it's pretty.








Who's Mirage?

[stabbywheelfeet]

A pile of scrap metal once I get my hands on him, that's who.

[dinnerdate]

...Why?

[stabbywheelfeet]

Why do you think? Look what he made me do.

[dinnerdate]

He made you throw paint around?

[stabbywheelfeet]

Yes.

Yes he did.

[dinnerdate]

How did he do that? I- if that's alright to ask...

[stabbywheelfeet]

He cloaked. And won't un-cloak.

[dinnerdate]

...

[Ohh, this makes a lot more sense now.]

Maybe you shouldn't throw paint at him...

[stabbywheelfeet]

How else am I going to find him?

[Sideswipe logic.]

[dinnerdate]

...Asking nicely?

[stabbywheelfeet]

Why should I?

[dinnerdate]

You Autobots like that... don't you?

[stabbywheelfeet]

It doesn't work.

[dinnerdate]

Are you saying it nicely? ...Without paint threats?

[stabbywheelfeet]

He's being an aft to me. He gets the same back.

[dinnerdate]

I don't think that's going to help.

[stabbywheelfeet]

Shows what you know.

[dinnerdate]

Right... Sorry.

[stabbywheelfeet]

You should be.

[dinnerdate]

I was just trying to help...

[stabbywheelfeet]

Good for you. I didn't ask for it.