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[stabbywheelfeet]

[The room is completely splattered in paint. Where did Sideswipe get paint? Who knows. Probably the junk pile.]

[He's still got a can of it in his hands, and is currently tossing little splashes of it liberally around the room. It's an eye-searing yellow-green color, too. He just... seems to be tossing it around at random.]

[While swearing.]

[At... Mirage?]

[But Mirage is nowhere to be seen. There's just Sideswipe, and his paint-splattered room. The more he tosses paint around, the more agitated the Autobot seems to get.]

Would you --! Just!

Come out here! This isn't funny!

[At that last comment, though, there can be heard a very faint laugh...]

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[video]

[cliffjumper]

[Peering around the room from what he can see through the feed, Cliffjumper smothers a grin.]

So, why's he bein' invisible?

[It was a skill that was fairly new to the Mirage of his own reality, but it wasn't hard to figure out what was going on.]

[Video]

[shutupndrive]

Uh..Stud, are you okay?

[dinnerdate]

...That's a nice colour.

[video]

[stabbywheelfeet]

Because he lives to annoy me.

Apparently.

[Video]

[stabbywheelfeet]

Does it look like I'm okay?

[stabbywheelfeet]

No, it isn't.

[Video]

[shutupndrive]

I'm not sure how to answer that without possibly making you even more mad.

[dinnerdate]

...Why are you using it then? If you don't like it.

[He thinks it's pretty.]

[Video]

[stabbywheelfeet]

Then don't.

I'm not okay, I'm seething.

[stabbywheelfeet]

Because Mirage deserves to look hideous for a while.

[dinnerdate]

But... it's pretty.








Who's Mirage?

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[cliffjumper]

[Trying not to grin and maybe kind of failing.]

Know the type. Well... if you've got enough paint ya could try coatin' the floor. Then he'll start pickin' it up and it'll be obvious where he's standin'... Until he moves to furniture, but that's gonna be obvious as well.

[Video]

[shutupndrive]

[The rookie flinches some, holding up his hands in a gesture of surrender.]

Alright, alright, sorry. I'll leave you alone then.

[video]

[stabbywheelfeet]

... I don't want him tracking this mess on my furniture.

[Sideswipe you just flung it all over the room anyway...]

[Video]

[stabbywheelfeet]

And that's an overreaction there.

What crawled up your tailpipe and died?

[stabbywheelfeet]

A pile of scrap metal once I get my hands on him, that's who.

[Video]

[shutupndrive]

What--you just--sorry if I didn't want to make things even worse even though I apparently did.

[He can't help but glare a bit now, feeling a bit..hurt almost because of the way the other's treating him.]

Nothing! I should be asking you that! I was just worried about you and you're the one that got all snappy with me!

[Video]

[stabbywheelfeet]

Way to put words in my vocal pr...

[Hold up. He blinks. Holds up a hand.]

Worried?

[Video]

[shutupndrive]

Yes, worried, moron. It was pretty slaggin' clear you're upset and I was worried.

[His engine revs irritably as he glances away, doorwings twitching.]

[Video]

[stabbywheelfeet]

Now it's moron? What happened to stud? I liked that one!

[He shrugs.]

Blame Mirage. He got paint all over my room and won't even show himself.

[Sideswipe you were the one throwing paint.]

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[shutupndrive]

Well, stop being an aft and I'll go back to calling you stud.

[Smokescreen stares at him for a moment now, arms crossed.]

Um--pretty..sure you were the one tossing paint around, if the feed was any indication, stud.

[Video]

[stabbywheelfeet]

I can't. I've got an aft that just won't quit.

[He grins. Before going back to scowling.]

He made me do it.

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[namesnotprowl]

Nice. It's very Jackson Pollock. Though he usually used more colors...

[Video]

[shutupndrive]

I dunno, stud. I think cherrybomb may be able to out do you~

[Yeah, he's just a wee bit smitten with a certain Decepticon medic.]

How the scrap did he make you do it?

[Video]

[stabbywheelfeet]

... Yeah, there is no way Mirage's backside is better than mine.

[... since that's the only red 'bot he knows of. And clearly we can't be talking about Decepticons.]

He cloaked.

And won't turn it off.