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✘ tf: bayverse | sideswipe

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[The room is completely splattered in paint. Where did Sideswipe get paint? Who knows. Probably the junk pile.]

[He's still got a can of it in his hands, and is currently tossing little splashes of it liberally around the room. It's an eye-searing yellow-green color, too. He just... seems to be tossing it around at random.]

[While swearing.]

[At... Mirage?]

[But Mirage is nowhere to be seen. There's just Sideswipe, and his paint-splattered room. The more he tosses paint around, the more agitated the Autobot seems to get.]

Would you --! Just!

Come out here! This isn't funny!

[At that last comment, though, there can be heard a very faint laugh...]

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And that's an overreaction there.

What crawled up your tailpipe and died?

What--you just--sorry if I didn't want to make things even worse even though I apparently did.

[He can't help but glare a bit now, feeling a bit..hurt almost because of the way the other's treating him.]

Nothing! I should be asking you that! I was just worried about you and you're the one that got all snappy with me!

Way to put words in my vocal pr...

[Hold up. He blinks. Holds up a hand.]

Worried?

Yes, worried, moron. It was pretty slaggin' clear you're upset and I was worried.

[His engine revs irritably as he glances away, doorwings twitching.]

Now it's moron? What happened to stud? I liked that one!

[He shrugs.]

Blame Mirage. He got paint all over my room and won't even show himself.

[Sideswipe you were the one throwing paint.]

Well, stop being an aft and I'll go back to calling you stud.

[Smokescreen stares at him for a moment now, arms crossed.]

Um--pretty..sure you were the one tossing paint around, if the feed was any indication, stud.

I can't. I've got an aft that just won't quit.

[He grins. Before going back to scowling.]

He made me do it.

I dunno, stud. I think cherrybomb may be able to out do you~

[Yeah, he's just a wee bit smitten with a certain Decepticon medic.]

How the scrap did he make you do it?

... Yeah, there is no way Mirage's backside is better than mine.

[... since that's the only red 'bot he knows of. And clearly we can't be talking about Decepticons.]

He cloaked.

And won't turn it off.

Not who I was talking about, stud.

[Yeah he's just going to avoid names for the time being.]

.....O...kay. So that means you have to sling paint around all over the place?

[Then, from seemingly the air, there is a laugh.]

Sideswipe is not very good at this game, signore~

[Smokescreen can't help the choked laugh that escapes him.]

I can tell.

Uh huh. Doesn't really matter, my backside is still better.

Yes. He can't cloak very well if he's covered in paint.

I haven't had enough time to appreciate yours, I guess.

Right...well..it...doesn't seem to be working too well in your favor, stud.

Well, take a real good look.

[And, yes, he is doing a little turn in place.]

He'll come out! I'll hit him eventually.

[He tilts his head, openly looking the other over.]

Hm, I guess it's not too bad.

[Yeah, that's a playful note to his voice.]

You could just..ask him why he's doing it.

It's more than not bad, thank you. It's perfectly sculpted. Literally.

... He's just going to laugh and speak Italian at me, if I do that.

Uh huh.

Well, then at least you could pinpoint his location based on his voice?

You'd think. Except then he just moves.

......So you cover the floor with paint.

[Witness, Smokescreen, as Sideswipe glances around.]

[Then dumps the rest of his bucked onto the floor.]

[And his own wheels, whoops.]

[It takes everything he has not to laugh.]

Bravo, stud.

...

I meant to do that.

Sure you did.

Of course I did!

... The better to have a darling Autobot come help me clean it off.

[SO SUAVE. ... Or he tried to be.]

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