[video]

[stabbywheelfeet]

[The room is completely splattered in paint. Where did Sideswipe get paint? Who knows. Probably the junk pile.]

[He's still got a can of it in his hands, and is currently tossing little splashes of it liberally around the room. It's an eye-searing yellow-green color, too. He just... seems to be tossing it around at random.]

[While swearing.]

[At... Mirage?]

[But Mirage is nowhere to be seen. There's just Sideswipe, and his paint-splattered room. The more he tosses paint around, the more agitated the Autobot seems to get.]

Would you --! Just!

Come out here! This isn't funny!

[At that last comment, though, there can be heard a very faint laugh...]

Comments

[video]

[stabbywheelfeet]

No, if I hit him with paint, then he can't cloak anymore.

[video]

[glacius_passio]

Doesn't sound like a very effective method to me, but if that's what you want to do, I can't stop you.

Do you at least have an extra can of that paint to dump on him once you catch him?

[video]

[stabbywheelfeet]

Nope. No one's going to stop me. Unless he appears and apologizes.

... I'm sure I do somewhere.

[video]

[glacius_passio]

For what, cloaking and playing keep away from his angry boyfriend?

I hope you do, because it seems like a lot of wasted energy if you can't even cover him in an ugly paint color for a while.

[video]

[stabbywheelfeet]

Yes, that's it ex--

[HOLD ON NOW.]

[He stops dead.]

...

Boyfriend?

[video]

[glacius_passio]

[She smiles coyly. The big bots always did have the best reactions when teased.]

You mean he isn't? My mistake~.

[video]

[stabbywheelfeet]

All Spark, no.

I don't do that kind of thing.

[video]

[glacius_passio]

[Ooh, defensive.]

What do you mean by that?

[video]

[stabbywheelfeet]

"Relationships".

[Despite having only three fingers, Sideswipe, you can do a pretty good set of air quotes.]

[video]

[glacius_passio]

Ah, aren't a relationship kind of bot, are you?

[video]

[stabbywheelfeet]

What ever could have given it away?

[video]

[glacius_passio]

[She smirks slightly.]

Well, I'll try not to make that mistake again, darling.

[video]

[stabbywheelfeet]

You'd better not. Or your room is next.

[video]

[glacius_passio]

Now that would just be mean, I'm not tall enough to clean paint off the walls!

[video]

[stabbywheelfeet]

Then you better not make that mistake again, hm?

[video]

[glacius_passio]

[She huffs.]

Fine, fine, it won't happen again.

[video]

[stabbywheelfeet]

That's better.

[Action]

[perfavore]

[Excuse you sir but he can hear every word you're saying. No. No he's not going to talk.

He'll just throw paint on you. HAVE FUN BEING GREEN.]

[Action]

[stabbywheelfeet]

[And he sputters. And he swears. In a hopeless attempt to find Mirage, he starts flinging the paint around even more viciously than before.]

That's not funny!