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[stabbywheelfeet]

[The room is completely splattered in paint. Where did Sideswipe get paint? Who knows. Probably the junk pile.]

[He's still got a can of it in his hands, and is currently tossing little splashes of it liberally around the room. It's an eye-searing yellow-green color, too. He just... seems to be tossing it around at random.]

[While swearing.]

[At... Mirage?]

[But Mirage is nowhere to be seen. There's just Sideswipe, and his paint-splattered room. The more he tosses paint around, the more agitated the Autobot seems to get.]

Would you --! Just!

Come out here! This isn't funny!

[At that last comment, though, there can be heard a very faint laugh...]

Comments

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[namesnotprowl]

Well. You aren't the Autobot's Lieutenant, their comms officer, weapons specialist, scout, medic, engineer, or a Wrecker.

Sure it's me that doesn't know the meaning of 'grunt'?

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[stabbywheelfeet]

You say "wrecker" like it's something to be proud of.

And you're such an expert on Autobot ranking. I'll be sure to listen oh so closely to your Decepticon opinion.

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[namesnotprowl]

Around here? Yeah, kinda is.

What so 'grunt' is actually a rank for you and not a generic term f'r low-ranked soldiers? That is really sad.
Also, you're still getting it wrong.

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[stabbywheelfeet]

No, it's not, that's what I'm implying.

You're the clueless one.

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[namesnotprowl]

You're dealin' with the multiverse now; afraid there's a different connotation here.

[He snorts.] Whatever you say, darlin', I ain't here t'impress you or try to win your fleeting affections.

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[stabbywheelfeet]

Don't care.

And that's good. Because there's no way a Megatron-worshiping, defecting, coward is going to get anything from me but the end of my blade.

audio;

[namesnotprowl]

[Barricade pauses for a moment, and then... starts laughing. Nothing else. Just laughing.]

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[stabbywheelfeet]

... Right.

I'm going to hang up now.