re_alignment | A public service announcement re: Airachnid.

Don't let her sweet talk you. She may have a nice set of eight legs, but Airachnid lives only for #1. She is disloyal, self-obsessed, power hungry, sadistic, evil, without empathy or morals ; and more importantly deadly. If you're a bot or a con or especially a human, stay the scrap away from her. Scrap she's done :

1. Betrayed Lord Megatron on multiple occasions
2. Betrayed the Autobots
3. Stolen energon and spare parts
4. Tortured mechs for the fun of it
5. Taken out an entire unit of Autobots on her own
6. Hunted entire species to extinction, causing planetary collapse
7. Stolen ships
8. I'm pretty sure she had something to do with the Barrun Far disaster
9. Disrespected her teammates and superior officers
10. Fostered mutiny
11. Dismembered and killed teammates

If you're thinking "Oh, but I can take care of her, and make a deal, and we can both come out on top." : NOPE. No, she'll doublecross you before the deal's even done, and leave you under a junk heap missing your t-cog. She also enjoys torturing squishies. Also, she can drill through the ground so be careful. I'm serious, don't help her, she'll just repay you by killing you and stealing all your stuff.

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Sorry, Jack but what's that you're saying about Bulkhead? Go ahead. Tell me. I wanna hear exactly what he told you.

[Oops, time to forget Airachnid in favour of personal vendettas.]

[His eyebrow perks a bit at the change in subject.]

Not sure why I should spill the oil-can. But somethin' about some in-fighting between the Cons. What's that about?

That would be about Airachnid. I saw it myself when she tried to take control of the Nemesis. Soundwave... put his foot down on the matter.

Hehe, just out in the open? She didn't even know the walls had ears.

[That was pretty hilarious to hear.]

...Soundwave, huh.

[Someone's still kind of sore from that last battle, he won't lie.]

Yeah, Soundwave. Third in command for a reason. And yeah, just right out in the open. BOOM we're going to Regulon 4, START ROWING. The troops were frozen in not belief, like me. I wasn't gonna turn the ship around just cause she said so. Pretty much everyone was waiting for Soundwave to take care of it.

...And where was the big bad this whole time?

[Sorry, he was been off chasing Dreadwings to god knows where for the past few months.]

Saving all our afts taking down Unicron. [biiig smirk]

...No really. What's the reason.

[Wheeljack's not a religious mech, and he didn't know about Unicron-being-the-Earth...so he's kind of thinking Breakdown's spouting scrap.]

Saving our afts from Unicron. Turns out he's Earth. And Megatron's a big damn hero. The hatchet's skulking around Solus. Go ask him. I know you won't believe me if I get KO to corroborate. [Snorts.]

Yeah, I'll ask Ratchet about that. Sorry buddy, but you understand. It's a little far fetched. Heck, it's a lot far-fetched.

Oh look, I'm your buddy now. [Can't stop smirking.]

Take it pretty loosely, Brickhead. I'd still tear your other eye out if given the chance.

And I'd tear your head off, Wheeljerk. The way old friends do.

Whoa, take it slow, big guy.

That's more of a third date kind of thing.

What, you don't wanna give me head? What about the whips n' chains back at the brig? I can do that to you intact. Trust me, I'm better at it than Starscream.

[[ooc help what is happening]]

Don't ya need Screamy's permission first? Isn't he the team Mom?

Besides, highly doubt you could pull it off.

[ooc: Do we need a hose for these two a;dklfja]

Eww, no, let's leave our parents outta this. You know,like big daddy Optimus? Plus, you know I can pull anything off with enough force. Like plating.

Hey hey hey. Optimus ain't my anythin. I'm my own mech.

And don't think your doc would appreciate knowin' that. He get angry at the scratch marks after...

well...you know...

Clank Clank?

Wait are you coming on to me?

I don't clank clank or vrrrrr or kzzzap or anything with anyone but KO. The only clang clang you'll be seeing is CLANG my fist CLANG your face.

[[ooc: I am dropping, and Breakdown may miss Wheeljack most of all. I really had fun playing these two off each other. We can finish this convo off before I exit fully from the comm.
My AIM is obfuscobble . I'd totally be up for it if you wanted to private rp, because you and your wheeljack are aces. And it was great meeting you.]]

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