re_alignment | [Video]

(Crow T Robot was a busy bot these days: doing PR stuff for Tarn (sleeping on the job), making fun of newbies, and getting inducted into the ranks of the Decepticons. You could say the things that happened to Crow in the past few days were horrifying, demoralizing, even disgusting. But you aren't Crow, so shut up. What Crow says goes as he shows off the new Decepticon symbol on his chest.)

Hey guys, check it out! Guess that means I'm an official cop now! I mean sure, it hurt a lot and I kinda glossed over half of what they said, but hey, I'm just glad to be given authority over all you people.

And it's all thanks to my friend/substitute father figure Tarn! That is why I've written a small rap in honor of him.

(In a few seconds Crow starts beatboxing with his mouth, a lame attempt at it, anyway.)

Yo! Unh! Crow represent!
Lemme tell you a story of the hood
My pal Darn he's so darn good
He's the guy with the voice
You....you got no other...choice! (Yeah)
He's the man with the plan
He's not from Iran
So if you wanna be hooked up
Be a cop like me, just look up
My buddy Tarn
Don't.............uh, harm!

Word.

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We can. We call them the Wreckers.

Uhm...I didn't. [What is that pop culture you speak of?] But that' snot the point, do you know what the Decepticon symbol means?

Well I'm a Wrecker too. You can call me...Wreck-It-Cop.

Yeah, it's a gimmick to sell toys.

Is that true? You are a Wrecker AND a Decepticon? [DOES ANYBODY CHECK THEIR APP PROCESS IN THIS PLACE?] That's probably the most paradoxical oxymoron I've ever seen.

A bit more serious than that, actually.

I like to think of myself as a trailblazer, you know, avant garde.

Doesn't seem that way. Everybody's like 'grrrrr Decepticons!' 'grrrr Autobots!'. But you don't do anything! What, are you waiting for a Cuban Missile crisis?

Is that another word for liar?

That's because we are trying to keep things peaceful here.

Lying's such a subjective word.

Well you're doing a great job there, Lone Ranger.

No is not. Is the opposite of telling the truth.

Thank you. [The sarcasm is strong in this one too.] Imstartingtoudnerstandwhyareyouadecepticon.

Uh huuuuh.

And I'mwonderingwhyyou'remushingyourwordstogetherwhatisthisthefourties?!

ISTHEWAYITALKYOUJERK! [It gets worse when gets nervous, angry or scared.]

It'sthewayHumphreyBogarttalks,heyyouwannatalktohim?

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Blurr, he ain't a member of the Wreckers.

[Can you hear the annoyance at somebody claiming to be when they're not?]

Oh.

That's...actually a relief.

[He can, yes. He feels bad for Bulk, after what happened with Quickstrike he can imagine that this is a touchy issue.] You can't control what people says, Bulk.