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re_alignment2013-05-29 12:27 am
sariexmachina) wrote in re_alignment2013-05-29 12:27 am
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[Video] Impractical junkyard finds
-oh, hey guys!
[Sari sounds a little out of breath when the video comes up, camera giving a crooked view of the sky and towering piles of junk when she props the comm up against a box. She plops herself down next to it, wiping some sweat off her face with a grimy hand.]
Sooo, I found a thing. I don't know about you guys, but I'm really kind of tired of always having to run all the way to the pantry whenever I want food? Especially cold or frozen stuff? I mean, I have my scooter, but it's a really long ride.
[She makes a face, sticking out her tongue.]
But if I can get one of these to work?
[She leans down, patting the (slightly soggy) box she and the comm are sitting on. It sounds almost hollow- and she picks up the comm to give a better view. Sari is perched precariously on top of an entire pallet of six stacked mini-fridges, intact and still inside their retail packaging. She grins and, still sitting, lifts her legs to brace them against the side of one of the boxes. They are as big as she is when seated, and probably weight just as much if not more, but with the right leverage and a moment of grunting- the box unsticks from the one below it with a tear of cardboard...and slides about two inches. Sari whoops out a weak cheer, flopping back down.]
I totally got this!
...You all can have some too, I guess. After I get mine.
[Sari sounds a little out of breath when the video comes up, camera giving a crooked view of the sky and towering piles of junk when she props the comm up against a box. She plops herself down next to it, wiping some sweat off her face with a grimy hand.]
Sooo, I found a thing. I don't know about you guys, but I'm really kind of tired of always having to run all the way to the pantry whenever I want food? Especially cold or frozen stuff? I mean, I have my scooter, but it's a really long ride.
[She makes a face, sticking out her tongue.]
But if I can get one of these to work?
[She leans down, patting the (slightly soggy) box she and the comm are sitting on. It sounds almost hollow- and she picks up the comm to give a better view. Sari is perched precariously on top of an entire pallet of six stacked mini-fridges, intact and still inside their retail packaging. She grins and, still sitting, lifts her legs to brace them against the side of one of the boxes. They are as big as she is when seated, and probably weight just as much if not more, but with the right leverage and a moment of grunting- the box unsticks from the one below it with a tear of cardboard...and slides about two inches. Sari whoops out a weak cheer, flopping back down.]
I totally got this!
...You all can have some too, I guess. After I get mine.
[Action]
I guess you'd call me something else. My dad was an alien.
[action]
...whoa wait, what? Alien? No way!
[Sari you deal with alien giant robots every day why is this so unbelievable?]
[action]
In space.
[action]
[Sari tilts her head, making a face. That is way too awesome a story for such a jerk boy to have!]
Then why do you look, you know, human?
[action]
I dunno. Why do humans look like Osmosians?
[action]
[Says the robot-child that at least looks human...]
[action]
[action] UGH I thought I'd tagged these Dx
[She gives him a doubtful look.]
What planet do they even come from?
[Video]
[Video]
[She still looks doubtful, but it's hard to keep arguing in the face of such stubborn faith.]
Cool, I guess.