[Accidental video] backdated to Starscream's super fun prison stay ( 'bout a week ago)

[my_own_trope]

[The video starts with a blurry, dark, shaky shape and the sound of Blurr droning on rapid fire about ... something. It's hard to make out over the frustrated, agonized crying of:]

SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP ALREADY!

SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP....

[When the video finally settles down and autofocus is able to kick in... you're all treated to the beautiful view of Starscream with his eyes screwed shut beating the heels of his palms against his own skull. Also a prison cell.]



[OOC| Video will continue with Blurr's response and public video thread. Possible replies from either he or Pscream. Don't look, Liege Maximo. This is just embarrassing.]

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[gtfostalker]

Ahh, it is not so bad. If you are so bothered, just go to sleep.

[By which he means HA HA HA.]

[perma-video]

[my_own_trope]

I can't power down! He just stands there and keeps talking.

Wait.
I know your voice.

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!

[perma-video]

[gtfostalker]

You are remembering incorrectly. It happened because you snatched me from my FirstForged's temple and tried to squeeze me to death.

Do not blame your problems on me, machine.

[my_own_trope]

Let's get something straight, fleshy, if I was going to kill you, it would have been to a much more gruesome end then just a squeeze.

[Wiggles his fingers]






And this is still your fault. [huff]

[gtfostalker]

You know the police can still hear you while you are threatening that, yes? You are unsubtle as a pseudogiant.

[If you expect him to be freaked out... NOPE.]

[my_own_trope]

I am a giant. Compared to you at least.

[gtfostalker]

[Strelok waves one hand flippantly, as if trying to shoo a fly.]

It is a simile, da? Your height has nothing to do with it. It means you are more obvious than a stomping, roaring monster charging at someone. Everyone knows you are coming before you get there.

~Earth Translating Software~ Thank you, Soundwave

[my_own_trope]

Don't "da," me. If you're going to speak a language, at least make up your mind and speak one of them.

Oh Soundwave, you so useful. And creepy. Mostly creepy.

[gtfostalker]

I do not see why I should. You can understand well enough, and the translator in the Links catches most of what I say anyway. Besides, it is a little of home. Surely even a living machine can understand bringing a little of his beloved planet or country with him?

He's a good listener.... when you have no other friends... s-sob

[my_own_trope]

...

[Out of nowhere Starscream looks like he's been blindsided by some realisation.
All of a sudden he has to come to terms with with the loss of his home again.
There'd been no time when they were in the throes of the last skirmish, and he can't remember any of his time in the Haven prior after having gotten over the event.

He... he'd been really upset when Optimus destroyed the Omega Lock... their one chance to get Cybertron back... and now he's stuck on this topsy turvy crappy Cybertron where nothing makes any bloody sense and...

and...

And damnit he's so high-strung, this is a punch in face with feelings that he didn't expect.]

...

[Give him a couple minutes before he convinces himself he's actually furious.]

Starscream... did you ever consider you'd have more friends if you stopped killing everyone?

[gtfostalker]

[Strelok has very little of this problem, himself. He's had amnesia before, he has amnesia again. Maybe he'll figure it out or maybe he won't. That still leaves the Zone back home, and whether he fixed it or not...

Well. There are stalkers at home that can deal with that. He did his part, and that was obviously the end of it since he ended up here.

And this. This is pretty much a paradise for him, murderous robots aside.]

Take your time.

[Strelok is chill like that.]

The only friend Starscream wants won't stop playing mind games and doesn't even caaaaaare ;A;

[my_own_trope]

[Thanks for waiting, now he's starting to get bitchy angry]

What would you know of missing your home? You know nothing of loss, human.

[raceme]

But if he does that he will miss the last chapters and those are REALLY important. [trololololoing.]

[gtfostalker]

Missing the best part? That would be terrible! What if the fate of the world hangs in the words of those chapters? [Lawl 8D]

[raceme]

EXACTLY! He clearly should memorize them just in case.

[gtfostalker]

He should. Perhaps a quiz should be made over the material, so that he will at least remember some of it.

[not REALLY here]

[my_own_trope]

[In the background of Blurr's video, you're both treated to a somewhat muffled scream of sheer mental pain.]

[not here either]

[raceme]

[raceme]

Do you _{think he's actually capable to learn?}

[gtfostalker]

Well, we can always hope, can't we?

[raceme]

Yes. They say hope is the last to die.






Then again, this is Starscream who we are talking about.

[gtfostalker]

Bah. [Strelok waves one hand almost dismissively.]

I do not know a Starscream from other Cybertronians. I just know he was trying to squish me, that is all.

[raceme]

You don't want to know, trust me on that.

The Judicial Group ^{of the Law} committee will decide _{what happens next}, I will let you know if we need you to testify.

[gtfostalker]

At this rate I will anyway. But better informed than not.

[He nods.] I am surprised, that there are cops and laws both here. It is... unusual.

[For him, anyway.]

[raceme]

Let's say that if backstabbing had a face it would be his. He's problematic even among the Decepticons.

Those existed in my world too and in many other Cyertronian societies from different universes. Why is so surprising?