[Accidental video] backdated to Starscream's super fun prison stay ( 'bout a week ago)

[my_own_trope]

[The video starts with a blurry, dark, shaky shape and the sound of Blurr droning on rapid fire about ... something. It's hard to make out over the frustrated, agonized crying of:]

SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP ALREADY!

SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP....

[When the video finally settles down and autofocus is able to kick in... you're all treated to the beautiful view of Starscream with his eyes screwed shut beating the heels of his palms against his own skull. Also a prison cell.]



[OOC| Video will continue with Blurr's response and public video thread. Possible replies from either he or Pscream. Don't look, Liege Maximo. This is just embarrassing.]

Comments

[raceme]

I'm going to ^{end thinking} that you are not interested in the Autobot Code and the Tyrest Accord. A SHAME, _{really, Utra Magnus} gave me a copy and it's such an interesting lecture. [And logg. Primus, it's really, really long.]

[my_own_trope]

I've heard enough, and let me assure you, I cannot begin to care!

[uknowuwantmebaby]

...

Has anyone ever told you you have the mannerisms of a peacock?

[deadlydoctor]

You got yourself in jail already? That must be a new record.

[raceme]

But I barely finished reading you the prelude. [Blurr hides his smile behind the datapad but his bright optics give him away.] Did _{you memorize} something already? Or should I repeat that last part again?

[my_own_trope]

[When Starscream looks up, somehow he gives the impression that had he been human, he would be covered in stubble with bloodshot eyes. This is pretty impressive considering his face is made out of metal and glass.

If there is a robot hangover stage, that is clearly what Starscream is experiencing right now.]

...
What?

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Well look who weaseled their way back.

Long time no see, Screamy.

[raceme]

I'm assuming you mean him.

What's a peacock?

[my_own_trope]

That's what I want to know. Is that supposed to be some sort of plant?

[Aren't peas little green organic things? Grow in the desert? Full of H2O?]

http://mediapickle.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/20130217-081856.jpg

[my_own_trope]

...JSDHLSKJDHRRRRAAAAGH.

[Does the prison cell have bars? Who knows, it does now. Retcon for later, because right now Starscream is lunging forward -- and boy is he quick (though nowhere near as quick as Blurr)]

GIVE ME THAT!

[Spindly little arms and creepy-ass long fingers reach through the bars in a desperate attempt to snag the datapad. Kind of like a money reaching through the cage for some human cotton candy, but don't feed the animals kids, human food is not for them.]

[my_own_trope]

Still less time than it takes for you to be caught racing when you should be on the job!

[Someone's in a bad mood today.]

http://thehairpin.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/salad-woman.jpg 8D

[raceme]

[Yes Starscream's cell has bar, why not. Blurr stares at his pitiful attempt with a smirk on his face, he moves out of reach in time.]

No no NO no no you did _not say the magic words. And you tried to steal something from a law officer, should I add that to your criminal record? [If the look Blurr's giving him could be a picture.]

[raceme]

No, I think it's some kind of furniture. Maybe where humans hang their coats.

[deadlydoctor]

Ah, but we are don't have job to do here anymore, do we? Maybe I should go racing. [And leave you there.]

[I think you misspelled 'this century'.]

[Video]

[raceme]

It only took him less than an hour to get in trouble. I think it's a new record.

[neverputincharge]

Starscream! Ha, shoulda known you'd show up.

Long time no see, where ya been?

http://www.dreamwidth.org/userpic/5148930/1754747

[my_own_trope]

[STARSCREAM HAS A PICTURE FOR YOU RIGHT HERE, KID:
]


GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE INGRATE.

[Video]

[treacherous_widow]

[Oh this was rich~. Blackarachnia's just laughing at the entire thing and not caring that anyone can see. This is just too hilarious to her.]

[my_own_trope]

I HAVE NO IDEA.

[Seriously. He knows he was here before but... ?????????]

How long have you been here?

[my_own_trope]

Then it's clearly talking about you.

[my_own_trope]

Stop telling people we've met before.

[perma-video]

[my_own_trope]

I've got a surprise for you, Wrecker.

[my_own_trope]

Race against whom, Knock Out? Autobots?

[He's been in a bad mood since Megatron came back from his 3 year vacation, and contracted space madness which he was out. ]

[my_own_trope]

Oh, stuff it.

[perma-video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Really? Not really one for surprises.

More of a giver than a receiver, yannow?