[Accidental video] backdated to Starscream's super fun prison stay ( 'bout a week ago)

[my_own_trope]

[The video starts with a blurry, dark, shaky shape and the sound of Blurr droning on rapid fire about ... something. It's hard to make out over the frustrated, agonized crying of:]

SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP ALREADY!

SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP....

[When the video finally settles down and autofocus is able to kick in... you're all treated to the beautiful view of Starscream with his eyes screwed shut beating the heels of his palms against his own skull. Also a prison cell.]



[OOC| Video will continue with Blurr's response and public video thread. Possible replies from either he or Pscream. Don't look, Liege Maximo. This is just embarrassing.]

Comments

[raceme]

I'm going to ^{end thinking} that you are not interested in the Autobot Code and the Tyrest Accord. A SHAME, _{really, Utra Magnus} gave me a copy and it's such an interesting lecture. [And logg. Primus, it's really, really long.]

[my_own_trope]

I've heard enough, and let me assure you, I cannot begin to care!

[uknowuwantmebaby]

...

Has anyone ever told you you have the mannerisms of a peacock?

[my_own_trope]

[When Starscream looks up, somehow he gives the impression that had he been human, he would be covered in stubble with bloodshot eyes. This is pretty impressive considering his face is made out of metal and glass.

If there is a robot hangover stage, that is clearly what Starscream is experiencing right now.]

...
What?

[raceme]

I'm assuming you mean him.

What's a peacock?

[deadlydoctor]

You got yourself in jail already? That must be a new record.

[my_own_trope]

Still less time than it takes for you to be caught racing when you should be on the job!

[Someone's in a bad mood today.]

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Well look who weaseled their way back.

Long time no see, Screamy.

[Video]

[raceme]

It only took him less than an hour to get in trouble. I think it's a new record.

[perma-video]

[my_own_trope]

I've got a surprise for you, Wrecker.

[neverputincharge]

Starscream! Ha, shoulda known you'd show up.

Long time no see, where ya been?

[my_own_trope]

I HAVE NO IDEA.

[Seriously. He knows he was here before but... ?????????]

How long have you been here?

[raceme]

He's back, sadly. HE IS from your universe, right Bulkhead?

[Video]

[treacherous_widow]

[Oh this was rich~. Blackarachnia's just laughing at the entire thing and not caring that anyone can see. This is just too hilarious to her.]

[my_own_trope]

Oh, stuff it.

[raceme]

[Blurr just smiles at that laugh. It's good to hear her happy, even if it's at the expense of Starscream. In fact, is it good because it is at the expense of Starscream.]

audio;

[gtfostalker]

Ahh, it is not so bad. If you are so bothered, just go to sleep.

[By which he means HA HA HA.]

[perma-video]

[my_own_trope]

I can't power down! He just stands there and keeps talking.

Wait.
I know your voice.

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!

[raceme]

But if he does that he will miss the last chapters and those are REALLY important. [trololololoing.]

video;

[redshirtrobot]

[There are no words. Just a very teal, very winged, and very maskless Fracas tilting his head.

WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON HERE ANYMORE.]

1/2

[my_own_trope]

[STARSCREAM HAS NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON HERE.
FIRST HE WAS CHILLING OUT WITH MEGATRON WHO LOVED HIM AGAIN AND THEY WON THE WAR AND IT WAS AWESOME AND THEN.... HE WAS HERE?????
????
SOMEHOW???
AND THEN HE STOPPED BEING HERE?????
?????
SOMEHOW????
FOR A LONG TIME????
APPARENTLY?
MAYBE?

AND THEN HE FOUND AN ABANDONED SPACEBRIDGE (WHICH WAS AWESOME) BUT IT ONLY WORKED LIKE A GROUNDBRIDGE (FOR NO REASON HE COULD FIGURE OUT)??
BUT THEN IT TURNED OUT THE CAVE WITH THE SCIENCE WASN'T ABANDONED AFTER ALL BECAUSE SUDDENLY AFTER LIKE, A WEEK OF BEING DESERTED SHOCKWAVE TURNS UP. WHY???

AND THEN STARSCREAM WAS JUST MINDING HIS OWN BUSINESS, AND SURE HE GRABBED SOME MOUTHY HUMAN, BUT THERE ARE SO MANY HERE, WHY WOULD ANYONE NOTICE?
AND THEN THE HUMAN HAD THE AUDACITY TO SHOOT HIM. HE'S STILL GOT A BULLET IN HIS HEAD!! HE CAN HEAR IT RATTLING AROUND BEHIND HIS FACE SOMETIME.

AND THEN SUDDENLY THIS GUY WHO TALKS LIKE A DEMON JUMPED ON HIS FACE AND OH MY GOD HE WAS SO FAST -- LIKE RED ENERGON FAST BUT ALL THE TIME -- SO APPARENTLY THEY LET THEIR POLICE FORCE USE DRUGS BUT THEN!!!
THIS OTHER GUY WAS WITH HIM AND HE WAS SO BOXY AND BIG BUT INCREDIBLY UNATTRACTIVE???.

STARSCREAM HADN'T EVEN DONE ANYTHING YET.

AND NOW HE'S IN PRISON AND JUST.
WHAT???
????

WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
WHAT'S BEEN HAPPENING?
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE???

WHO ARE YOU???
???????????]
[So yeah, he's not entirely sure himself.]

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[my_own_trope]

Can I help you with something?

[Somehow he manages to look like he has bags under his eyes. How, we just don't know.]

video | locked

[raceme]

[Blurr knows is Fracas because they share a room, so he locks the conversation just in case.]

You don't have to worry about him anymore.

[video]

[glacius_passio]

[She doesn't even bother to hide the smirk that slowly creeps across her face. She recognizes that rapid-fire way of talking and Starscream's reaction to it is pretty hilarious.]

It can't be that bad, can it? You act like he's torturing you.

[video]

[raceme]

[Oh hi sis~] He's overreacting.

[Video] Crap, I thought I'd replied to this OTL

[notyourblueangel]

((ooc: Tag backdated to the same time as the post - no, TC's not this late in catching up, just his mun. 9,9))

Don't tell me THIS is why you didn't show up the other day!

Has to be some kind of record, how fast someone can get himself arrested.

[perma-video] haha no problem

[my_own_trope]

I was just minding my own business getting ready to meet with you when all of a sudden these two Autobots burst into my house and arrest me!

And now they're holding me without any legitimate reason!