[Accidental video] backdated to Starscream's super fun prison stay ( 'bout a week ago)

[my_own_trope]

[The video starts with a blurry, dark, shaky shape and the sound of Blurr droning on rapid fire about ... something. It's hard to make out over the frustrated, agonized crying of:]

SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP ALREADY!

SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP....

[When the video finally settles down and autofocus is able to kick in... you're all treated to the beautiful view of Starscream with his eyes screwed shut beating the heels of his palms against his own skull. Also a prison cell.]



[OOC| Video will continue with Blurr's response and public video thread. Possible replies from either he or Pscream. Don't look, Liege Maximo. This is just embarrassing.]

Comments

[uknowuwantmebaby]

I don't know, I can't trust a guy who's head is a piece by Claes Oldenberg.

[raceme]

I don't know who's that person but I have the feeling that I should be offended.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Let's just hope you guys never discover the internet.

[You guys and your lack of knowledge about Pop Artists.]

[my_own_trope]

Some of us are more than familiar with the internet and its many uses. [Starscream sounds so proud.]

[He uses it to look up animated gifs.]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

And some of us are more familiar with camp and less familiar with peacocks!

[my_own_trope]

It's a legitimate military strategy. I have yet to see how this relates to furniture.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

...I'd argue with you there, but after seeing the US military, I agree.

[Beat.]

Pffthaha! Sure, right! That's a peacock!

[my_own_trope]

I knew it.

[He didn't. Also it wasn't even his idea.]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

You suuure did. Amazing you didn't figure out Eagles already.

[my_own_trope]

Ugh. Those things. Terrible vermin. The feathers are the worst. But the tiny bone fragments and blood aren't much of a party either.

[He sounds so SO bitter.
He's also talking about an albatross.]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Oh you thought Eagles were those?

Boy, someone sure fooled you!

[my_own_trope]

What are you talking about?

[raceme]

I know what's the Internet, I've been on earth.

[He just didn't waste his time looking at those things.]