[Accidental video] backdated to Starscream's super fun prison stay ( 'bout a week ago)

[my_own_trope]

[The video starts with a blurry, dark, shaky shape and the sound of Blurr droning on rapid fire about ... something. It's hard to make out over the frustrated, agonized crying of:]

SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP ALREADY!

SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP....

[When the video finally settles down and autofocus is able to kick in... you're all treated to the beautiful view of Starscream with his eyes screwed shut beating the heels of his palms against his own skull. Also a prison cell.]



[OOC| Video will continue with Blurr's response and public video thread. Possible replies from either he or Pscream. Don't look, Liege Maximo. This is just embarrassing.]

Comments

[my_own_trope]

And you escaped how?

[uknowuwantmebaby]

I didn't.

I just ended up here.

Assuming this has been perma-video

[my_own_trope]

That explains a lot.
You don't really strike me as the fighting capable.

you have assumed right

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Well you don't strike me as the macho-capable.

[my_own_trope]

There's more to leadership than pointless machismo.

[Little do you know, this entire time, Starscream's wings have been wiggling away in their own little nonverbal social cue dance. Spoiler: it's all been very manly. it hasn't.]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Like overly-dramatic screaming?

[my_own_trope]

[huff huff huff bitter:] You'd be screaming too without any escape from all his propaganda and jargon.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Boy if you want propaganda and jargon, you should watch Centron!

[my_own_trope]

... What?