[Accidental video] backdated to Starscream's super fun prison stay ( 'bout a week ago)

[my_own_trope]

[The video starts with a blurry, dark, shaky shape and the sound of Blurr droning on rapid fire about ... something. It's hard to make out over the frustrated, agonized crying of:]

SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP ALREADY!

SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP....

[When the video finally settles down and autofocus is able to kick in... you're all treated to the beautiful view of Starscream with his eyes screwed shut beating the heels of his palms against his own skull. Also a prison cell.]



[OOC| Video will continue with Blurr's response and public video thread. Possible replies from either he or Pscream. Don't look, Liege Maximo. This is just embarrassing.]

Comments

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[redshirtrobot]

['Harmless'. Ahahahahahahah. Tell that to all the Vehicons you murdered and got killed.]

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[my_own_trope]

[hey now! He only killed one before he went rogue... and then killed a bunch. BUT YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE LATTER.

But seriously, look at this wittle face. This face wouldn't do bad things. It just wants love, affection, and a little appreciation would be nice.]

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[redshirtrobot]

[You killed him with an energon harvester, and that hardly excuses all the punting, hitting, and kicking of other troops.

He knows that wittle face. The one that gets all furious when things don't go according to plans and then it's taken out and blamed on every other bot.]

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[my_own_trope]

[You've hurt his wittle feelingsies]

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[redshirtrobot]

[That's k. Starscream hurt Fracas's wittle face before.]

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[my_own_trope]

[That's K. Starscream's feelingsies are worth more then ten of Fracas and his friends' wittle facey-waceys since Starscream's a real person]

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[redshirtrobot]

[Say that to Fracas's giant purple boyfriend. Or his giant purple boyfriend's giant skyscraper-eating worm-dog.]

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[my_own_trope]

[Mate, you're just a drone. Chill out, you don't even HAVE real feelings.]

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[redshirtrobot]

[B| Starscream, Fracas has a thing or two to teach you. He really does.]

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[my_own_trope]

[Sure, but first: put on this red shirt for him, will you?]

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[redshirtrobot]

[... No. He doesn't like the red shirt anymore. He has value without it on.]

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[my_own_trope]

[We can't ALL be nudists here, put on the damn shirt, Kid. You don't have the legs for nudity.]

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[redshirtrobot]

[No. He's putting on a teal shirt instead and you can't stop him.]

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[my_own_trope]

[NOT A TEAL SHIRT HE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO-- ...shit... where did the drone go????]

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[redshirtrobot]

[What drone are you talking about? He's the only other person here :3]

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[my_own_trope]

[hello Sir, have you seen an unattractive little mook around here somewhere?]

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[redshirtrobot]

[Mooks? Oh, there haven't been any of those around since last year. Don't know that he was unattractive, though, he just had this V-shaped visor.]

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[my_own_trope]

[yes, yes that's exactly the one he was talking about! They're actually disposable didn't you know? Now, if you could point him in the direction the guy went... :) ]

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[redshirtrobot]

[Actually, bad news. He vanished. Probably headed into the Badlands; that happens sometimes with sentient individuals around here.]

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[my_own_trope]

[Thank you for your time, sir. Also, for inquiring minds, what time do you get off work~?]

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[redshirtrobot]

[... Probably in about a million years. These roads won't build themselves, and we'll need them all over the planet. D8]

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[my_own_trope]

[ohohoho~. He sees how it is~ Playing hard to get, eh? Megatron tries that too, sometimes. And Soundwave. And Knock Out. And everyone else in his life, actually....]

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[redshirtrobot]

[Well, it is a popular strategy. Wait, how does Soundwave play hard to get? He never actually talks to anyone. Like, ever.]

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[my_own_trope]

[exactly]

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[redshirtrobot]

[... but that's not playing hard to get, that's. Being Soundwave.]