[Accidental video] backdated to Starscream's super fun prison stay ( 'bout a week ago)

[my_own_trope]

[The video starts with a blurry, dark, shaky shape and the sound of Blurr droning on rapid fire about ... something. It's hard to make out over the frustrated, agonized crying of:]

SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP ALREADY!

SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP....

[When the video finally settles down and autofocus is able to kick in... you're all treated to the beautiful view of Starscream with his eyes screwed shut beating the heels of his palms against his own skull. Also a prison cell.]



[OOC| Video will continue with Blurr's response and public video thread. Possible replies from either he or Pscream. Don't look, Liege Maximo. This is just embarrassing.]

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

And proud of it!

[Like mook, like commander, Screamy. And Makeshift was the worst copy ever I mean come on 'Optimus Prime, it's a privilege' seriously.]

...

What gift. I've been a little outta the loop lately. You know, snuffin' Energon mines.

[my_own_trope]

[Whatever, he was hot. And nice to Starscream. Also really, really flexible. With traits like that, you learn to overlook a few bad qualities. The story of Life with the Decepticons.]

Then allow me to educate you~. The short version: we've won the war; at great expense to your Autobot comrades. One such casualty: the Autobot base in, now where was it, again... Oh that's right, I believe the humans called it: Jasper, Nevada.

[He puts on an expression of mock-sadness]

Your Prime was another unfortunate loss.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[He's a terrible impersonator and you know it.]

...

Get fragged, Screamy. Prime and his team wouldn't go down that fast. They're tough.

[That look on his face is practically poisonous.]

[my_own_trope]

Tough enough to stand up against the full force of Megatron's newly built fortress cannons, bestowed upon him by the very Omega Lock? The same tell tale lock with the power to rejuvenate the entirety of Cybertron?

[And the look on HIS face is that of a giddy little school girl. It tends to make people a little uncomfortable, actually.]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

...

[Sorry, did he fall asleep in class?]

Omega what?

[my_own_trope]

What? [Starscream blinks, the wind cut from his sails]

You know... the Omega Lock? Only way to restore our dead planet? Activated by 4 keys? All of which, were stolen right from under your skid plates?

[wheeljackofalltrades]

...Prime's been busier than I thought. When he said Iacon relics he REALLY meant Iacon relics.

[Why'd he get stuck going after a Resonance blaster.]

I'm so foggy on canon... I THINK this is right. :T

[my_own_trope]

[He doesn't look too enthused.]

These were what were being searched for after the Iacon relics were accounted for.

[Little does Starscream know the scavenger hunt that lies in wait for him.]