[Accidental video] backdated to Starscream's super fun prison stay ( 'bout a week ago)

[my_own_trope]

[The video starts with a blurry, dark, shaky shape and the sound of Blurr droning on rapid fire about ... something. It's hard to make out over the frustrated, agonized crying of:]

SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP ALREADY!

SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP....

[When the video finally settles down and autofocus is able to kick in... you're all treated to the beautiful view of Starscream with his eyes screwed shut beating the heels of his palms against his own skull. Also a prison cell.]



[OOC| Video will continue with Blurr's response and public video thread. Possible replies from either he or Pscream. Don't look, Liege Maximo. This is just embarrassing.]

Comments

[uknowuwantmebaby]

...

Has anyone ever told you you have the mannerisms of a peacock?

[my_own_trope]

[When Starscream looks up, somehow he gives the impression that had he been human, he would be covered in stubble with bloodshot eyes. This is pretty impressive considering his face is made out of metal and glass.

If there is a robot hangover stage, that is clearly what Starscream is experiencing right now.]

...
What?

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Let's start with something easier: you. Are. Flamboyant.

Like, drama club levels.

[my_own_trope]

Why, I...

...

YOU'D REACT STRONGLY TOO IF YOU WERE THE PRISONER OF A DERANGED LUNATIC APPARENTLY OBSESSED WITH YOU AND SUBJECT TO CRUEL AND UNUSUAL METHODS OF TORTURE.

1/2

[uknowuwantmebaby]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

...you really haven't seen the majority of my life.

[my_own_trope]

Don't tell me you're another one of those claiming that I should be familiar with your life, because I have had it up to here with this ruse.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

No, I'm just saying I was imprisoned by a mad scientist to watch bad movies!

[my_own_trope]

And you escaped how?

[uknowuwantmebaby]

I didn't.

I just ended up here.

[raceme]

WHO ARE YOU CALLING A DERANGED LUNATIC!? [He heard you!]

[my_own_trope]

Oh I don't know, MAYBE THE BOT WHO IS CONVINCED I'M THE SEEKERS OF HIS DELUSIONAL DREAMS.

I keep telling you I've never met you before!

[raceme]

YOU ARE A CRIMINAL AND THAT'S WHY YOU ARE IN A CELL. Stop being so annoying.

Yes you did.

[my_own_trope]

Annoying? ANNOYING?! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WON'T STOP THE INCESSANT READING ALOUD!

So you ran into some trouble, nothing about that proves I was anywhere NEAR you!

[raceme]

I am, informing you about a really important thing, _{you should} e grateful.

YOU CUT OFF MY ARM.

YOU.

I know you did it, I was there when it happened. And then you tried to feel me up!

[uknowuwantmebaby]

I don't know, I can't trust a guy who's head is a piece by Claes Oldenberg.

[raceme]

I don't know who's that person but I have the feeling that I should be offended.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Let's just hope you guys never discover the internet.

[You guys and your lack of knowledge about Pop Artists.]

[raceme]

I'm assuming you mean him.

What's a peacock?

[my_own_trope]

That's what I want to know. Is that supposed to be some sort of plant?

[Aren't peas little green organic things? Grow in the desert? Full of H2O?]

[raceme]

No, I think it's some kind of furniture. Maybe where humans hang their coats.

[my_own_trope]

Then it's clearly talking about you.

[raceme]

Excuse you? you are the one who looks like it's about to break in half.

[The Pot calling the kettle black: A new sitcom.]

[my_own_trope]

Last I checked, I wasn't the one getting friendly with the humans. Besides, they wouldn't be able to reach high enough to put their coats anywhere on this elegantly crafted body of mine.

[More like: Two Pots that Think they're Refrigerators: the hottest new tragedy since 50 shades of Grey.]

[raceme]

Liking humans has nothing to do with all this, I FAIL to see what you are trying to imply. [He can't help but laugh at the 'elegantly crafted body' comment. And laugh a lot.]

[I can't wait for the movie, it would be almost as great as Bee movie, I'm sure.]