[Accidental video] backdated to Starscream's super fun prison stay ( 'bout a week ago)

[my_own_trope]

[The video starts with a blurry, dark, shaky shape and the sound of Blurr droning on rapid fire about ... something. It's hard to make out over the frustrated, agonized crying of:]

SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP ALREADY!

SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP....

[When the video finally settles down and autofocus is able to kick in... you're all treated to the beautiful view of Starscream with his eyes screwed shut beating the heels of his palms against his own skull. Also a prison cell.]



[OOC| Video will continue with Blurr's response and public video thread. Possible replies from either he or Pscream. Don't look, Liege Maximo. This is just embarrassing.]

Comments

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Well look who weaseled their way back.

Long time no see, Screamy.

[Video]

[raceme]

It only took him less than an hour to get in trouble. I think it's a new record.

[my_own_trope]

Stop telling people we've met before.

[raceme]

I didn't have to tell Wheeljack, he knew already.

[my_own_trope]

See, now I know you're lying.

You're not even trying anymore!

[raceme]

Why would I lie about this?

[my_own_trope]

How would I know? I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT GOES ON IN THAT TINY MALFUNCTIONING BRAIN OF YOURS.

[raceme]

You are absurd, why I am still ^listening to you? If you don't remember it's NOT my fault but keep in mind that I do not lie.

[my_own_trope]

[Rolling his eyes]

Of course. Why don't I just take your word for it, then? I'm sure an unhinged little menace like yourself is completely without delusions.

[raceme]

I think it's the first time in my life someone called me a me-na-ce. [Being as tiny as he is you don't get called that often. So he's amused.]

[my_own_trope]

And suddenly your lack of a social life makes so much sense.

[raceme]

I have a rich social life, MIND YOU.

[my_own_trope]

Keep telling yourself that.

[perma-video]

[my_own_trope]

I've got a surprise for you, Wrecker.

[perma-video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Really? Not really one for surprises.

More of a giver than a receiver, yannow?

[my_own_trope]

Could have fooled me. Because from where I'm standing, you're more the gift that doesn't stop giving.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

I can agree with that. I'm sure Makeshift thought so too.

Did ya like my 'thanks for the visit' gift he brought with?

[my_own_trope]

Why you wheel-bound, exhaust huffing, pile of scrap!

[That had been a GOOD plan, and it would have worked too if it weren't for you meddling kids one stupid vehicon. Not to mention Makeshift had had the sexiest accent been one of the only few to legitimately like him for some reason.]

And did you like Megatron's gift to your friends? [That last bit is positively snarled out]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

And proud of it!

[Like mook, like commander, Screamy. And Makeshift was the worst copy ever I mean come on 'Optimus Prime, it's a privilege' seriously.]

...

What gift. I've been a little outta the loop lately. You know, snuffin' Energon mines.

[my_own_trope]

[Whatever, he was hot. And nice to Starscream. Also really, really flexible. With traits like that, you learn to overlook a few bad qualities. The story of Life with the Decepticons.]

Then allow me to educate you~. The short version: we've won the war; at great expense to your Autobot comrades. One such casualty: the Autobot base in, now where was it, again... Oh that's right, I believe the humans called it: Jasper, Nevada.

[He puts on an expression of mock-sadness]

Your Prime was another unfortunate loss.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[He's a terrible impersonator and you know it.]

...

Get fragged, Screamy. Prime and his team wouldn't go down that fast. They're tough.

[That look on his face is practically poisonous.]

[my_own_trope]

Tough enough to stand up against the full force of Megatron's newly built fortress cannons, bestowed upon him by the very Omega Lock? The same tell tale lock with the power to rejuvenate the entirety of Cybertron?

[And the look on HIS face is that of a giddy little school girl. It tends to make people a little uncomfortable, actually.]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

...

[Sorry, did he fall asleep in class?]

Omega what?

[my_own_trope]

What? [Starscream blinks, the wind cut from his sails]

You know... the Omega Lock? Only way to restore our dead planet? Activated by 4 keys? All of which, were stolen right from under your skid plates?

[wheeljackofalltrades]

...Prime's been busier than I thought. When he said Iacon relics he REALLY meant Iacon relics.

[Why'd he get stuck going after a Resonance blaster.]