[VIDEO]

[jazz_musician]

[The video flickers to life showing the faceplates of a grinning black and white mech. Albeit, a wary one.]

Alright, so apparently I’m not in Kansas anymore!

[He laughs at his own joke, clearly he’s not as worried as he should be.]

Is there any bot around that can lend a mech a hand? I ain’t digging this new scene without some backup.

….although this place is pretty cool. Especially with-

[He cuts himself off, shaking his helm to keep on track. He can’t lose his focus until he finds his crew. If they’re even there.]

Yo, Optimus? Bulkhead? Ratchet? Any of you bots out there? Frag, I’d even settle for the twins and Sentinel.

[And now he feels like reminiscing about his old team. Man, did they have some good times!]

Can anyone answer? Any mech, femme, or life out there-

[His visor brightens as he tilts his helm to the left, grinning in amusement.]

Well, besides the bots I woke up to, that is.

This place is on a whole other level! A new scene and everything! Ya feel me?

[He continues to grin, shifting his weight from ped to ped.]

Ah well, I’ve said all I needed to. If anyone is digging this frequency, give a mech a call! Jazz, Third in Command of the Elite Guard, out!

[He shuts the video off, feeling at ease with his introduction. He hoped someone would get back to him soon, but for now he had a new planet to explore! Solid.]

Comments

[Video]

[neverputincharge]

Uh, how do ya know my name?

[Hi Jazz, have a Bulkhead that's not yours.]

[He should really get used to bots that know a different Bulkhead.]

Re: [Video]

[jazz_musician]

Whoa! Bulk, what happened? You got... bigger!

[Jazz knows this mech ain't his Earth friend but he looks friendly enough!]

[It's more fun when everyone's confused. ;) ]

[Video]

[neverputincharge]

[Well, ya know. It's not like the name 'Bulkhead' comes up often anyway.]

Uh, I've always been like this. [Wait.] Uh, think ya got me confused with another Bulkhead.

[primest]

[Oh my god is that-]

JAZZ?!

I mean. Uh. [Cough] I didn't expect to see you here.

[He's actually somewhat elated, he considers Jazz a good friend and didn't think he'd ever see him again. Yay!]

[VIDEO]

[jazz_musician]

[Wow, out of all the bots to run into!]

Hey, Sent! Didn't expect to see you here either, my main mech!

[It's totally cool to see his best bot, but if Sentinel brings out the Magnus hammer... NOPE.]

So, how long have you been on this funky planet?

[Funky? No no, he means totally awesome! Look at that shiny... dangerous thing in the sky.]

Re: [VIDEO]

[primest]

[Still with the nicknames. Jazz hasn't changed at all.]

It's Sentinel.

[Jazz has nothing to worry about; this version of Sentinel isn't the Magnus yet, so no Magnus hammer ;_;]

Uh, a few weeks. It's pretty boring. [As in, he's been in his room a lot.]

...How were things when you left?

[Video]

[wherenobotsgone]

... Jazz?

[You'll have to forgive him, but - that was different.]

Re: [Video]

[jazz_musician]

That's my designation, don't wear it out!

[He will never stop grinning. Never.]

You look familiar, but I doubt we've ever met before. Who are you?

[Video]

[wherenobotsgone]

[He has a sheepish grin of his own, now.]

Ah... sorry. I know a different Jazz, that's all.

I'm Skyfire.

[Video]

[electriccon]

You certainly talk a lot. It's almost aggravating.

[Hello, creepy, dead-pan and optic-less mech on the other end.]

Re: [Video]

[jazz_musician]

You certainly know how to make a bot feel welcome.

[Well well well, hello to you too Prince Charming! Hahhhh.]

And who might you be, mech? [He's assuming you're a mech, although anything's possible at this point. Hopefully he doesn't offend more than he already has. And if he does? WELP-]

[Video]

[electriccon]

Pardon me, proper greeting isn't exactly in my job description.

[Polite, yet snarky. How does he do it? The world may never know.

But ughhhhhh, playing nice with Autobots? whyyyyyyy]

You may call me Kaon, if you must.

[raceme]

[Well, look who's here. Blurr can't remember the last time he talked to Jazz, it was probably before he was sent to Earth. Excited bot is exited.]

JAZZOhitsnicetoseeyou. I've been here for ^{more than} a year and no members of the Elite Guard were around and now two of them arrive almost in the same month. Sentinel and First Aid are in the planet too. Did you listen to the Acolyte's ex-pla-na-ti-o-n? It's safe to go outside and travel around the Haven but if you go to far away you might arrive to the Badlands and that's a really bad place to visit alone or even visit a it all. There's monsters, _{probably zombies too} and a lot of things that want you dead.

Aside form that, this place is not so bad.

[jazz_musician]

Well, I'll be! Aren't you a sight for sore optics?

[He can't help but burst out laughing at Blurr's exuberance. Man, did he miss speedy!]

It's good to see you too, mech. And yeah, the Acolyte's may have mentioned a few things here and there. [Everything. They mentioned everything.]

So you've been here that long?! Wow, you must be one patient bot! [He can't help but give Blurr a teasing grin.]

[raceme]

AH...heh. [He chuckles too, looking a bit sheepish. It's been a lot of time and Jazz is the first bot from his universe who was actually happy to see him. Sentinel was too angry when he arrived and First Aid was apathetic as always.] Sorry Jazz, I got a bit excited.

All looks confusing and worrisome at first but I promise that it's not so bad. If you have questions feel _{free to} ask me, I'm art of the Police Force here now. [More like the one who started the whole thing, but still. Details.]

Oh you know I'm a very patient and relaxed mech. [He can tease right back, mister.]

[Video]

[deadlydoctor]

Sorry Dorthy, this isn't home anymore and there's no way to get back. [Knock Out is glad to fins some other mech here that knows about Earth movies.]

Another member of the Elite Guard, do you know Sentinel by any chance?

Re: [Video]

[jazz_musician]

You didn't happen to see any tornado's around that I could hitch a ride on, huh? [Jazz has to agree, anybot who shares his appreciation for Earth films is alright in his book!]

Ooooh yeah! Me and Sent go way back. Best of bots and all that jazz. [Hah, he's always wanted to say that.]

So how do you know him? Don't suppose you mechs became 'best buddies' before I got here?

[deadlydoctor]

Not yet but you never know with this place. Some really strange things happen from time to time. [They need to bond over cool Earth things and sexy automobiles, clearly.]

I'm not sure if I should congratulate you or give me my condolences. [Oh, puns and wordplay. Knock Out loves those.]

We just meet but we are good friends too. [Not really. Knock Out likes to pester Sentinel and embarrass him all day. But they do like to criticize people together, that counts, right?]

[Video]

[thermosomatic]

It seems zhey are all crawling out like vermin now.

[More Elite Guard and no other Decepticons from his universe to back him up. How depressing.]

Re: [Video]

[jazz_musician]

[Oh snap, figures he'd run into one of Megatron's main bots.]

I'd like to think I'm more of a Turbofox, if you catch my drift.

[Whoop there it is.]

[Video]

[thermosomatic]

You akin yourself to a mindless animal? I could agree wizh zhat.

[video]

[rednotbluethx]

Oh! Another Autobot t'beat up!

Re: [video]

[jazz_musician]

[EXCUSE YOU.]

And who might you be, mech? [Insert raised optical ridge here.]

[sariexmachina]

-Hey! I remember you!

[And she certainly sounds more pleased to Jazz than she was to see Sentinel.]

[jazz_musician]

Well, if it isn't my favorite organic! [He sends her a teasing grin, his visor lighting up in recognition.]

From the looks of it, you're not the Sari from my time. But it's great to see ya, femme! [That won't stop the fond look he sends her- seriously, this girl had style!]