[Voice]

[vandalization]

Vandal here.

I've been sifting through the junk pile and I found a few things of interest. A few hard drives, some music and films on them, haven't sorted through or formatted it yet, but if anyone's interested in some entertainment there's that.

Found some stuff I might be able to turn into a human-sized living space. Old mobile home. Kind of shitty, but a nice fat project to work on. But uh.

Can anyone help me haul this thing out? I mean, I got it dislodged, but my RIG only has so much moving power.

Also: Hey Max, you around? When are we going to do that whole drink until we can't stand thing?


[Private to Ratchet]

Ratchet? I have something to ask you.



[Private to Perceptor]

You owe me that story.

Comments

[Private]

[ex_dishonestly997]

[a hesitation.] Have you thought about trying bloodsport, instead? It's relaxing.

[Private]

[vandalization]

What?

[Private]

[ex_dishonestly997]

I don't think there's material here for a proper arena, but you could always just draw a chalk circle...

[wait is this going to be another one of her "flee the area after Starscream mentions something innocent like clones or grievously injuring people"]

[Private]

[vandalization]

You're fucking sick.

[Private]

[ex_dishonestly997]

Flattery's not going to get you anywhere, Vandal.

[Private]

[vandalization]

Seriously, Starscream.

[Private]

[ex_dishonestly997]

You don't mean it.

[Private]

[vandalization]

I'm definitely not into that kind of thing.