[Voice]

[vandalization]

Vandal here.

I've been sifting through the junk pile and I found a few things of interest. A few hard drives, some music and films on them, haven't sorted through or formatted it yet, but if anyone's interested in some entertainment there's that.

Found some stuff I might be able to turn into a human-sized living space. Old mobile home. Kind of shitty, but a nice fat project to work on. But uh.

Can anyone help me haul this thing out? I mean, I got it dislodged, but my RIG only has so much moving power.

Also: Hey Max, you around? When are we going to do that whole drink until we can't stand thing?


[Private to Ratchet]

Ratchet? I have something to ask you.



[Private to Perceptor]

You owe me that story.

Comments

AUDIO;

[inferiordude]

Wouldn't mind a bit of music if you're sharin', Vandal.

AUDIO;

[vandalization]

Any time, Soundwave. How you holding up?

[video]

[sword_redemption]

[The feed pops on and then for a moment shows nothing. A small sort of retching sound. Okay, better now. Here's Drift.]

I could help you.

[He's hurt you didn't ask.]

And...Max?

[video]

[vandalization]

[Oh. Hats off to you, literally. She takes her helmet off and gins, though that... didn't sound good.]

Hey there, you.

I didn't want to pester you, but if you're up for it then get your ass down here.

[A beat.]

Hey, you feeling okay?

Uh. You know. Max? Fortress Maximus? Big guy?

locked;

[docbot]

What can I do for you, Vandal?

locked;

[vandalization]

Teach me to fix Cybertronians.

Video

[tearsofsteel]

It's almost like someone's dropping off supplies, like an air drop.

Video

[vandalization]

I don't know. More like shit is falling through at random.

[ex_dishonestly997]

You want to live in a mobile home?

[vandalization]

There's kind of a shortage of decent, human-sized living space here, Starscream. Besides, I've never seen a real one before! It's super old. Kind of neat.

[Voice]

[warborn]

[someone sounds like he needs every ounce of highgrade on Cybertron]

As soon as I find where it's kept.

[Voice]

[vandalization]

I'll pester Wing to find out where he got his. How're you feeling, big guy?

private; audio

[percept]

I do. [ Although it's not exactly a pleasant story to tell. He tries to keep it short. ]

Overlord is responsible for overwhelming the resident forces of Garrus-9, an Autobot prison, and brutally murdering the guards, many of the prisoners, and ruling over the survivors in a perverse display of power.

Fortress Maximus is a survivor of the incident.

private; audio

[vandalization]

Holy fuck, so that's what he meant... ah. Poor guy.

How could one person do that singlehandedly?

audio

[not_halfbaked]

Music? Film?

[Smile's in her voice.]

Totally up for that!

...What are hard drives?

And I can help you haul the...thingy out, the old mobile home thing, right?

...So is that exactly what it sounds like? A home that moves around by itself?

audio

[vandalization]

Sounds like we have a fun-lover here.

Hard drives? You don't know what a hard drive is? It's like a data-storage device.

Uh. No. It's like a house on wheels.






You don't sound like you're a robot, are you?

[Video - lightly locked]

[energy_tanked]

[Samus has seen the junk pile from afar, but hasn't yet gone down to it in person. Odds aren't good that any chozo artifacts have come through, but just in case...]

If you happen to find anything with a symbol like this on it, I'd appreciate knowing about it.

[She modifies the feed to show a pop-up window of this.]

[Video - lightly locked]

[vandalization]

Hmm. Yeah, I can keep an eye out. Any reason or...?

[video]

[aerospacecommander]

Sounds like you'll be living in the life of luxury.

[video]

[vandalization]

Look, Starscream. I already told you I'm fine. You don't have to be an asshole.

[WOOPS SEEING DOUBLE.]

video;

[thxforthememories]

Junk pile?

video;

[vandalization]

Big pile of junk?

[raceme]

I thought you needed rest How did you get there all alone So much effort can't be good for your body.

Icancomeoverandhelp.

[vandalization]

Ah, too stuffy being in one place too long.

Great. Between you and Drift we should be in business!

christ I am the latest

[rotafortunae]

If you've not already found assistance, I'd be willing to lend a hand with moving the device. And if you have, I'd be equally interested in sorting through the entertainment bits you've found.

You wouldn't happen to have come across a chessboard while you were out there?

/pats nono.

[vandalization]

Won't say no to more help. And by all means, when I get it sorted I plan on making it public-access.

Chessboard? Nope. But I can keep an eye out.

MORE LATE >_>

[my_own_trope]

Was everything you found purely for human consumption?

And if you're willing, I'd like to extend the offer of a little job of sorts for you.

[vandalization]

Mainly, yeah. Or human use.

A job.

Okay. Try me.