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Absolute glitchin' slag.

[There's more insults than those being muttered over the audio, but they're kept at a lower pitch, and the noises of metal or other items being thrown around obscures some of it.]

One of these days I'm actually gonna get to stay put an' where the slag--- [Either the speaker just stumbled over something, or yanked something out of a pile.] Finally! Ugh. Okay.

[And then have video and a red cybertronian with sensor horns leaning against... a very large cannon (or is he just that small?).]

Any of you find a large sniper rifle calibrated for someone my height before I do, I'd appreciate if you ask me if it's mine.

[Because that thing was made for him, so. And while sniper rifles aren't his favourite weapon, he's picked up the talent and he came here with it... as his found cannon can testify. Cliffjumper grunts and drags a hand down his faceplates.]

Got the basics, blah blah, besides that what is the situation? An' for the information, apparently even TransTech, who proclaimed themselves quite above the rest of us, can't make proper stellar span.... er, space bridges.

[He's not going to assume anyone he knows... from either two dimensions or Axiom Nexus is here. And the real kicker? He has the vaguest impression he sort of bounced briefly into the negative polarity universe before coming here, but he's not sure and that, along with his missing weapons, is just torqueing him off.]

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[ His expression is, perhaps, a touch more unhinged than normal. While Ratchet knows that this isn't his Cliffjumper (the looks are different enough), it's not every day that you hear the voice of someone who you thought dead and zombified. ]

I, ah... You've landed on primordial Cybertron through a dimensional rift called the Lambda. You probably have a mark on you somewhere designating which of the First Forged are to be your patron while you're here.

[The design is different from what he's used to, but it's certainly similar enough that warning bells go off, especially coupled with the expression. Ratchet's voice, momentarily, doesn't make anything better and Cliffjumper winces, scowls at himself, and then straightens up.]

... Promise I didn't run outta the intro speech. [Cliffjumper's grin is slightly weak, but it's there. Axiom laid the groundwork, but he's still... sort of twitchy around Ratchets.] Was more wonderin' about the rest, if it's gotten far enough to be more than that.

Not much has happened around here past what you might have been told. There was a wave of monsters that came through the Lambda a little while back, but outside of that... nothing interesting yet. There's plans to build some more structures that are ours, rather than the FirstForgeds' Temples, though.

Ah, and if you're injured or in need of medical attention in some other way, come to Solus Prime's temple and ask for Ratchet... which is me, for the record.

... Great. So we can probably expect what, invasions of monsters every now an' then maybe? That's a new one, I suppose.

[Kind of, anyway, even if there's been similar situations at home. Cliffjumper scowls briefly and then nods.

A nod which then turns into something of a hesitant pause before he continues.]

Had... uh... some other medic implyin' that I should possibly get checked out 'cause I've done this dimension hoppin' before and I've got tachyon and temporal particles in my field from that still, I think.

Not that I know what it means.

Seems like it, yes.

As for examinations... I haven't had much experience with dimension hopping at all, so I can't tell you what those... temporal particles may do to your system. I could give you a scan, though, and see?

Not sure if it's worth it since they've been here for nearly two years... two an' a half, if we count the six month stay in Axiom Nexus, which is kinda like this place what with people comin' in from all over.

[Despite Ambulon's warnings, Cliffjumper's not sure he believes it... or rather, want to trust a random voice, even if he's a medic.]

Wouldn't something have happened by now if it were gonna do so?

Hmm. Noted. If it's been that long and you haven't had any problems, there probably isn't much wrong... but there may still be cumulative effects, especially given that you've just jumped again.

Certainly a quick scan wouldn't hurt? It's not exactly invasive....?

[~~A lot less than, say, a rectal probe, certainly.~~]

~~[Hey, he's of the same species, you can't threaten alien abduction and rectal probes, Ratchet!]~~

... Fine. [Groaning after a moment of silence, he drags a hand over his faceplates and glares somewhere indistinctly off-camera.]

Where'm I going?

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[~~As your doctor, he will threaten whatever he darn well pleases, you!~~]

I'm in the medbay at Solus Prime's Temple. Shouldn't be too hard to find, but I'm sending coordinates your way as well, just in case.

[ beep boop coordinates yay! ]

~~[ABUSE OF AUTHORITY, good doctor! 8|]~~

Probably kinda hard to find since I just got here... Right, comin' in a few. Just gotta find my way outta here...

[And since he just transformed and sped along the corridors and right out on one of those wide "bridges"..? The distorted video-image that currently just showed his interior became smears of colour and then abruptly clear again when he had to immediately break to not... ahem... pitch over the edge of the bridge.]

... oops. [He doesn't sound very shocked, though.] Okay, I suppose there's some way out of here without flying, but since I don't have to...

[He'll just transform back to root mode and unfold his jetpack. Coming soon~]

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