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[rednotbluethx]

Heya, losers! Ya miss me? So, how many of you's got tortured or died while I was away?

'Cause while you pansies were sittin' on yer cushy little tooshies, I was out fightin' an' killin' monsters an' pretty much moppin' the Badlands wit' their faces. Totally owned the place. An' if ya don't believe me, talk t'Megatron. The cool one. Not that ugly one or that sissy one or that other one. The cool one.

[He's neglecting to mention how he got beat up pretty damn bad, and a few people, including a human and dumb doll, had to help him out.]

Anyway, I'm all ready gettin' real bored, so how many of you wanna have some fun? Elita, baby, I got a great idea for a date~

[Locked to Tarn]

Hey hey hey!! How come ya went an' tortured an' killed that Ambuloser without me, huh!? I toldja I wanted t'watch! Why couldn'tcha wait? No fair!!

An' I gotcha somethin', too.

[Locked to Zer0]

Hey, ugly. Missin' somethin'?

[Locked to Rung]

How ya feelin', doc? Get yerself patched up after that really scary "monster" attack? I've been worried about you, yanno.

[Locked to Blurr/the police]

Ya find that present I left fer ya in the station yet? 'Cause ya better soon if ya haven't.

Comments

[Locked to Frenzy and the police]

[raceme]

I'm sure that he will let us know if he's in any danger. He's a smart, capable mech.

[Locked to Frenzy and the police]

[rednotbluethx]

Yea, an' lemme know if ya do. I gotta thank the guy fer all that fun we had a while back.

[Locked to Frenzy and the police]

[raceme]

Are you admitting what you did to him? Please, elaborate.

[Locked to Frenzy and the police]

[rednotbluethx]

I said we had fun. Use yer imagination, Autoloser.

[Locked to Frenzy and the police]

[raceme]

And here I thought Rung was dating someone else.

[Locked to Frenzy and the police]

[rednotbluethx]

What're you implyin', skippy?

The sorta fun I have don't require nothin' gross like that!

[Locked to Frenzy and the police]

[raceme]

What do you think?

No need to be shy.

[Locked to Frenzy and the police]

[rednotbluethx]

Oh, no! I ain't fallin' fer that again! You ain't gettin' nuttin' outta me, copper!

[This... isn't helping.]

[Locked to Frenzy and the police]

[raceme]

It's okay Frenzy. I understand that you might like older mechs. Rung certainly had an appeal...I think it was his voice.

[Not at all, no.]

[Locked to Frenzy and the police]

[rednotbluethx]

How 'bout I shut that perverted loser yap of yours with a gun in the mouth?

[Locked to Frenzy and the police]

[raceme]

Oh, I'm terrified.

[Locked to Frenzy and the police]

[rednotbluethx]

Better recharge wit' one optic online, zippy.