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[rednotbluethx]

Heya, losers! Ya miss me? So, how many of you's got tortured or died while I was away?

'Cause while you pansies were sittin' on yer cushy little tooshies, I was out fightin' an' killin' monsters an' pretty much moppin' the Badlands wit' their faces. Totally owned the place. An' if ya don't believe me, talk t'Megatron. The cool one. Not that ugly one or that sissy one or that other one. The cool one.

[He's neglecting to mention how he got beat up pretty damn bad, and a few people, including a human and dumb doll, had to help him out.]

Anyway, I'm all ready gettin' real bored, so how many of you wanna have some fun? Elita, baby, I got a great idea for a date~

[Locked to Tarn]

Hey hey hey!! How come ya went an' tortured an' killed that Ambuloser without me, huh!? I toldja I wanted t'watch! Why couldn'tcha wait? No fair!!

An' I gotcha somethin', too.

[Locked to Zer0]

Hey, ugly. Missin' somethin'?

[Locked to Rung]

How ya feelin', doc? Get yerself patched up after that really scary "monster" attack? I've been worried about you, yanno.

[Locked to Blurr/the police]

Ya find that present I left fer ya in the station yet? 'Cause ya better soon if ya haven't.

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[rednotbluethx]

[Frenzy looks stunned and even a little offended. How could you even ASK that question, Elita?]

How much-- fifty-thousand-two-hundred percent, that's how much! [GOD. He sulks for a moment before returning to his usual prick and sleazy mode.] But I can make 'em reeeeal soft an' quiet, too. Can generate some... [oh God look at that oily leer] nice vibrations, know what I mean?

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[invisiblepinkboat]

[The fact that she doesn't smirk at his sulking ought to be nice enough and enough of an apology.]

I think I do. [Helmtilt.] Pity you've never used them for anything, then, since you'd only have use of the bigger waves in combat.

[Yes. Yes, she said that]

Can you vibrate an energon crystal without making it explode?

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[rednotbluethx]

[What are you implying, Elita? Frenzy gives you such a sour look.] Hey, don't knock it 'til you've tried it, yeah? [And you ain't seen nothin' yet. All this? Pff. Child's play.

[But... He thinks about her question a moment. Looks kind of... confused. And dumb.] ... Yeah, sure I can! [He's never really tried that. He's mostly used his powers to, you know, fight and kill.]

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[invisiblepinkboat]

Perhaps some other time. [She waves it away and walks off a distance, crouching down to pick up a rather large piece of crystal from the ground and then wanders back, holding it out to Frenzy.]

Can I see?

[She's not actually doing it to potentially humiliate him or anything, she is honestly curious if he can do it.]