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[whatbedsidemanners]

I have a proposal to the Law Committee and my fellow medics.

[Pleasantries are for people who are not her, she decides to get right down to business.]

There are a significant number of citizens within the Haven, and our population is slowly growing. I think it's time to set up some form of health care, in order to insure that everyone is in peak physical condition. To start with, I suggest we have mandatory monthly check-ups for all species. These check-ups will not be invasive nor will they take very long.

[This will also force those who think they're too tough for medical care to have to submit to her medical care. She'll keep you all healthy whether you like it or not.]

If anyone has any comments or suggestions, now is a good time to bring them up.

[Locked to Starscream]

Speaking of which, "Skyfire", I'd like to do a check-up on your wing.

[That's not a request.]

Comments

[deadlydoctor]

[Why, hello there lady.] I really need to visit the main medbay more often. You are...?

We could do that but do you think that they will willingly come to have a monthly check-up? Bless your naivete, it's adorable.

[whatbedsidemanners]

Do not patronize me.

[Notice the lack of a name.]

This is why I've decided to take the matter to the committee. This is for the good of everyone. I'll do what needs to be done.

[deadlydoctor]

What makes you think I was doing that? [Oh, you are a sensitive one, he loves those. Mostly, he loves to annoy those.] I will call you Ratchet 2.0 if you are too scared to give me your name.

The committee can't force others to come to the medbay, no matter what laws they decide to set. That's just not how things work. Thinking differently just proves my point about you being naive.

[whatbedsidemanners]

[She's not sensitive, she's just used to working with medics who are actually somewhat respectable.]

Right.

If you have a suggestion, then make one. Please don't waste my time.

[deadlydoctor]

[Respectable. Sadly that word's not in his dictionary. Decepticon and all, you know how those are.]

You need to give them a good reason to come. For example...you need to scared them enough so they will come to make sure they are healthy.

[whatbedsidemanners]

[It's not as though Red Alert doesn't know the value of using fear to get her way but...]

It's an interesting idea, but it's hardly ethical. Using fear to control others is a Decepticon tactic.

[deadlydoctor]

[It's a strategy, if it works why not to use it?]

Is it really? I suppose that allowing them to die because they were careless, is a much better option? Sometimes people needs a bit of pushing to do what's best for them.

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[whatbedsidemanners]

[That bit of logic there is exactly why she made this post to begin with. While she does take it into consideration, she's not about to be swayed just yet.]

I will not condone this if other options are available.

[Private | locking the conversation from the beginning too]

[deadlydoctor]

[Knock Out is many things, specially a practical mech. He can wait.]

Very well then. [As if he needs your permission, Knock Out thinks. However, is better no to arouse suspicion.] I only ask you to keep in mind what will be better for everyone in the long run.

[Private]

[whatbedsidemanners]

I will keep that in mind.

[If people start becoming sick for no reason, she'll know who to blame Knock Out, remember that.]

How long have you been here?

[An actual attempt at conversation, now that's something.]

[Private]

[deadlydoctor]

Merci beaucoup. [Knock Out smiles and his hands go to his hips in a relaxed posture.]

[She will know how to thank too. He doesn't plan on killing anybody, relax.]

A few months. I somehow managed to leave this place and get to my world. It didn't last. I found myself back here a few days ago. The different times lines are messed up, I blame the Lambda for that.

[Nice. he can do that too.]

Let's start again, the name's Knock Out. And you?

[Private]

[whatbedsidemanners]

["Merci beaucoup"? What does that even mean? In any case, Red Alert focuses on trying to be polite and civil. This is difficult, as she doesn't like mincing her words for people she doesn't like.]

Red Alert.

[At the very least, he gets a name.]

What do you mean when you talk about different time lines?

[Private]

[deadlydoctor]

[It means that you need to watch more movies. Knock Out, on the other side, has a lot of practice talking with people he doesn't like.]

Thanks.

I was in my world for weeks but it seems that only a few days passed here. There are mechs from my world in this Cybertron but they were also there with me when I was back on my own universe. The ones here are from different points in the time continuum. THAT'S what I mean. It's all really odd.

[Private]

[whatbedsidemanners]

[What is Earth culture.

Actually, what is earth even?]

Interesting. I wonder how it affects us physically and mentally, I will have to keep a note on that.

[Private]

[deadlydoctor]

[He has so many things to teach you, girl.]

I can tell you already is does nothing good to us.