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[kingofthetvworld]

[Something has been bothering Teddie for awhile since he got here. Now that he's a little more situated, he figures he might as well ask now since sitting around isn't giving him any answers.

Look! A video on purpose! He's so proud of himself.]

Hey! I gotta question! It's an important one, too, I promise! If you can just bear with me for a sec, I'd really appreciate it!

[His eyes light up.]

Do robots score?

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[winged_knight]

[Wing is happy to see Teddie's cheery face come over the vid and he's poised to answer important questions. Except...that's not at all what he was expecting.]

WHAA-?

[He coughs through his vents. Obviously this is another area where the translation algorithms just aren't handling slang properly.]

Uhh, context please?

[kingofthetvworld]

[Here, have a big smile.]

You know... scoring! I know it's what humans do when they really like each other.

[Now the question is, does he actually know what he's talking about or is he being naive. The world may never know!]

[winged_knight]

[Okay then, he's going to guess this isn't about sports or games.]

Well, it depends on the robot since there are lots of different kinds. But Cybertronians like me do indeed score. [Just not recently.]

Is there a reason this is so important? [He's honestly curious. And a bit bemused.]

[kingofthetvworld]

Just a little bear curiosity~

Aaaand maybe looking for some pointers. By time I get home, I wanna be a scoring machine!

...Not literally, of course. I'm pretty sure I'd lose a lot of my outstanding cuteness if I were made outta metal.

[winged_knight]

Are bears naturally curious? [Is that even what you are? Wing is just gonna to have to guess.]

...

Pointers? A scoring mach--[That's a pretty strange expression on Wing's face right now, up until he covers his mouth with his hand.]

Wait, are you saying metal people, bears, whatever--can't be cute?

[kingofthetvworld]

No no no, I'm saying I can't be cute if I'm made of metal. My silky soft fur is all apart of my charm, you see.

[winged_knight]

Ahhhh, I suppose that makes sense. I imagine nice fur is a quality bears look for in each other when they want to score then?

[WAIT...are you seriously looking at him like that? >_>]

[kingofthetvworld]

[He gives that look to everyone when he talks about himself.]

Actually, I've never met another bear before. I'm more into human girls.

[winged_knight]

[That's... 'kay.]

You...haven't? [That's a little sad. Or weird. Wing is honestly not sure which.] So you like human girls then? [Hey this topic seems familiar...]

[kingofthetvworld]

Aw yeah, you bet! They're super cute, and not to mention all girls love Teddie~ I am one irresistible bear~

[winged_knight]

Soooooo you've done a lot of scoring then?

[Wing, NO.]

[kingofthetvworld]

[WING, WHY?]


...Not yet. But I'm working on it, trust me!

[winged_knight]

[Forgive him. Even Wing can't play the angel all the time.]

Oh? You have someone in mind then!?

[kingofthetvworld]

...N-No, not yet. All the girls I liked back home aren't here, so I don't know the girls in this place all too well. It's like starting from scratch, I gotta build up my reputation as a glorious gentlebear.

[winged_knight]

[Aww, okay that's more than a little unfortunate.]

I'm sorry, maybe you'll find someone new here?

[kingofthetvworld]

Yeah, I hope so, too... Heh...

[winged_knight]

Don't worry, good things happen to those who wait!

[He hopes. Beeeeecause yeah. Waiting is hard sometimes.]

[kingofthetvworld]

Ngh, I don't like waiting. It's waaay too boring. I know, let's do something while we wait. Do you know how to draw?

[Look at that amazing attention span.]

[winged_knight]

Draw? Ahhh, sort of.

[Only Teddie could derail his own conversation so thoroughly.]

[kingofthetvworld]

[He's very good at it.]

Neato! All we need to do now is scout out for some crayons and some jumbo sized paper, then we can't get this project rolling.

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[sword_redemption]

[Aaaaand suddenly Drift feels sinking regret that he didn't lock his answer.]

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[winged_knight]

[And somewhere in Vector Prime's temple, Wing is choking on his energon.]