[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

[Something has been bothering Teddie for awhile since he got here. Now that he's a little more situated, he figures he might as well ask now since sitting around isn't giving him any answers.

Look! A video on purpose! He's so proud of himself.]

Hey! I gotta question! It's an important one, too, I promise! If you can just bear with me for a sec, I'd really appreciate it!

[His eyes light up.]

Do robots score?

Comments

[Video]

[tearsofsteel]

I don't think you should be asking the robots that...

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

Well why not? I just wanna know...

[Video]

[perfavore]

...

[What. First off, what is this creature. It looks like a cartoon Bumblebee might watch. Or Sideswipe. He wouldn't put it past Sideswipe either.

Secondly, score what?]

...Perdono?

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

[That is... not a word he knows. Have some blank staring.]

Is that a yes or a no?

[winged_knight]

[Wing is happy to see Teddie's cheery face come over the vid and he's poised to answer important questions. Except...that's not at all what he was expecting.]

WHAA-?

[He coughs through his vents. Obviously this is another area where the translation algorithms just aren't handling slang properly.]

Uhh, context please?

[kingofthetvworld]

[Here, have a big smile.]

You know... scoring! I know it's what humans do when they really like each other.

[Now the question is, does he actually know what he's talking about or is he being naive. The world may never know!]

[comment not here]

[sword_redemption]

[Aaaaand suddenly Drift feels sinking regret that he didn't lock his answer.]

oh korra

[not_halfbaked]

I dunno if they do competitive sports.

Why, you play or something?

...Actually, can I ask: what are you? [The guy looks like a...toy. But then the small fabric doll-like 4--was that the name--was very different looking too.]

[kingofthetvworld]

Why, I am a bear. The most graceful of all creatures.

[He gives a sly chuckle.]

And that's... not that kinda scoring I'm talking about here. I mean the kind with cute girls or hot studs! You know... stuff like that. I'm pretty sure there's smooching involved.

[sword_redemption]

Yes. If they're lucky. [Is there a point to hiding the truth?]


Do you?

[kingofthetvworld]

[A straight answer! Awesome! In your face, Albert, he totally knew it.]

Not yet, but I'm trying!

AUDIO;

[inferiordude]

Sure they do, heh. If all goes accordin' to plan.

AUDIO;

[kingofthetvworld]

You gotta plan your scoring? That's gotta be a pain.

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[Oh, that's cute.]

That depends, kid.

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

Depends on what?

[He leans in closer. Do tell.]

Audio

[my_own_trope]

[It's that stupid little creature again... but he just can't help himself from replying.

Why can't he quit you?]




Score what exactly?

Audio

[kingofthetvworld]

[No one can quit Teddie. He is the ultimate drug.]

A cute girl or a hot stud.

[If you were really his conscience, you'd know this, Grandpascream. Gosh.]

audio;

[thxforthememories]

... Score?

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[kingofthetvworld]

Yeah, score! Don't tell me you don't know either. Girls? Guys? Smooching? Scoring!

[Video]

[littlecrowgirl]

[Quite possibly the worst person to see this video.]

You really think they can? I mean...they're robots.

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

[There's a very confident chuckle.]

From what I gathered, they most certainly can~

AUDIO;

[engrishdetective]

Sure, I have a coworker that scores all the time.

[Translational error? YOU'LL NEVER KNOW.]

AUDIO;

[kingofthetvworld]

[That's quite impressive.]

They must be the king of scoring!

[raceme]

We don't play basketball, no. [He hear the term 'score' in the radio.]

[kingofthetvworld]

That's okay, you don't need to play basketball to score. Although my Sensei's really good at basketball, and he scores all the time...

Huh, I wonder if it helps...

audio

[ex_dishonestly997]

[a brief optic widening moment and then]

Sure we do. What do you think we're doing when we're not fighting or whining about fighting?

The only one I know who doesn't score is Bumblebee.

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[kingofthetvworld]

Well, duh. Bees sting, who would wanna score with a bumblebee?

[He's a real smarty.]

[vandalization]

That is a damn fine question.

[kingofthetvworld]

You don't know either, huh?

[Voice]

[docbot]

I-

What exactly do you mean by that?

[ Does he have to start getting out the sex-ed tapes? Oh dear. ]

[Voice]

[kingofthetvworld]

[Someone will have to give him the talk eventually.]

Why do so many people not know what the heck scoring is? It's when you get a cute girl or hot stud and smooch the night away.

[video] god help me

[nexicpolarity]

[SO AFTER GETTING AN IDEA OF WHAT IS APPARENTLY MEANT BY 'SCORING', Nexus has only one thing to say.]

Do you?

[video] I'm so sorry

[kingofthetvworld]

Not yet, but I'm trying!

[ARM PUMP]

It's my biggest dream ever.

1/2 and not here

[invisiblepinkboat]

[Everybody excuse her as she stares at this whole post and the replies and then laughs since its by now become obvious what is meant by "scoring".]

2/2 [video] and here now

[invisiblepinkboat]

[She's just "lucky" she came upon this thing late enough multiple explanations for what scoring means... Somewhat anyway, has been given.]

We do, yes. For several meanings of it.

[She's still chuckling, underlying harmonics not suppressed enough and her smile obvious.]

[lifepersists]

[ Yeah it's obvious what he meant now. ]

Oh, romance!

[kingofthetvworld]

For the most part, yes.

[He's taken to lying on the floor, holding his device in front of himself and rocking back and forth. Sorry for the unsteady picture.]

[idle_time]

Nudge, nudge, wink, wink?

[kingofthetvworld]

Is that some kinda code for yes?

[Video]

[aerospacecommander]

Of course, but only if they are as handsome and impressive as I am.

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

So then...

Everybody scores!

[heuristical]

It depends on the robot, I suppose.

[kingofthetvworld]

...Well what kind of robots are there? Frankly, I thought they were all the same.