[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

[Something has been bothering Teddie for awhile since he got here. Now that he's a little more situated, he figures he might as well ask now since sitting around isn't giving him any answers.

Look! A video on purpose! He's so proud of himself.]

Hey! I gotta question! It's an important one, too, I promise! If you can just bear with me for a sec, I'd really appreciate it!

[His eyes light up.]

Do robots score?

Comments

[Video]

[tearsofsteel]

I don't think you should be asking the robots that...

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

Well why not? I just wanna know...

[Video]

[tearsofsteel]

It might aggravate them.

And robots are made, I'm sure they don't score.

[Video]

[perfavore]

...

[What. First off, what is this creature. It looks like a cartoon Bumblebee might watch. Or Sideswipe. He wouldn't put it past Sideswipe either.

Secondly, score what?]

...Perdono?

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

There's no need to discriminate, not-Sensei. Everyone has the right to score no matter how they were made!

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

[That is... not a word he knows. Have some blank staring.]

Is that a yes or a no?

[Video]

[tearsofsteel]

I just don't think it's physically possible for them.

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

...Wait, why not?

[Video]

[perfavore]

[Ugh, he had a feeling this would be difficult. He'll try to be as simplistic in his speech as possible.]

Score.

What does this word mean?

We do not play much games.

[Video]

[tearsofsteel]

[Um.

How do you explain the birds and the bees to a bear without getting into the sordid details...

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...]

They're not like us.

[BRILLIANT.]

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

[There's a pretty loud gasp.]

You don't know what scoring means?! Impossible! I won't have it.

[Then let him tell you! Because, you know, he's just the BEST teacher.]

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

See? That's rude! So what if they're different? I say scoring should be free for all, regardless of who they might be!

[winged_knight]

[Wing is happy to see Teddie's cheery face come over the vid and he's poised to answer important questions. Except...that's not at all what he was expecting.]

WHAA-?

[He coughs through his vents. Obviously this is another area where the translation algorithms just aren't handling slang properly.]

Uhh, context please?

Re: [Video]

[perfavore]

[He folds his arms, those wings twitching a bit in interest.]

I would research it by internet, but I fear there is no connection on this planet. Do explain, orso.

oh korra

[not_halfbaked]

I dunno if they do competitive sports.

Why, you play or something?

...Actually, can I ask: what are you? [The guy looks like a...toy. But then the small fabric doll-like 4--was that the name--was very different looking too.]

[Video]

[tearsofsteel]

I'm not saying they shouldn't, I'm just saying they can't because they're robots.

[kingofthetvworld]

Why, I am a bear. The most graceful of all creatures.

[He gives a sly chuckle.]

And that's... not that kinda scoring I'm talking about here. I mean the kind with cute girls or hot studs! You know... stuff like that. I'm pretty sure there's smooching involved.

[kingofthetvworld]

[Here, have a big smile.]

You know... scoring! I know it's what humans do when they really like each other.

[Now the question is, does he actually know what he's talking about or is he being naive. The world may never know!]

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

Sir, there is no need for name calling! I am a bear, not a ...whatever you said.

I'll be more than happy to tell you, but how about some manners, buster?

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

I don't understand!

[He pulls at his ears in frustration.]

[not_halfbaked]

...Never seen a bear like you before.

[Or a bear talk before. But talking mech tanks were a surprise too. Especially when they were sentient and not hollow for a human pilot.]

I...what? But...but I don't think kissing a guy is like scoring a game point...is it?

[After 17 years confined to a compound, she doesn't have a lot of romance experience. At all.]

[sword_redemption]

Yes. If they're lucky. [Is there a point to hiding the truth?]


Do you?

[kingofthetvworld]

You can say I'm one-of-a-kind~

[He gives a big smile.]

Apparently it is! I hear humans talk about it all the time. They go stud hunting and everything, it's totally the in thing right now.

[kingofthetvworld]

[A straight answer! Awesome! In your face, Albert, he totally knew it.]

Not yet, but I'm trying!

[sword_redemption]

[Drift spent enough time on Earth to know basic idioms. Plus, it's only helpful to answer the question. What harm could it do, right?]

Anyone in particular?

[He's guessing Wing.]