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[kingofthetvworld]

[Something has been bothering Teddie for awhile since he got here. Now that he's a little more situated, he figures he might as well ask now since sitting around isn't giving him any answers.

Look! A video on purpose! He's so proud of himself.]

Hey! I gotta question! It's an important one, too, I promise! If you can just bear with me for a sec, I'd really appreciate it!

[His eyes light up.]

Do robots score?

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[sword_redemption]

Yes. If they're lucky. [Is there a point to hiding the truth?]


Do you?

[kingofthetvworld]

[A straight answer! Awesome! In your face, Albert, he totally knew it.]

Not yet, but I'm trying!

[sword_redemption]

[Drift spent enough time on Earth to know basic idioms. Plus, it's only helpful to answer the question. What harm could it do, right?]

Anyone in particular?

[He's guessing Wing.]

[kingofthetvworld]

Who, me? I'm mostly into human girls... but... my friends back home aren't here...

[He frowns a little, but then perks up right away!]

Although they're a lot of cute girls here from what I've seen so far~ What about you? Have you ever scored?

[sword_redemption]

There are human girls here, yes. Korra. Annie. Kay.

[He's going to mention Vandal but...that doesn't seem like a really hot idea. Teddie's...not quite her type. He hopes. And Miko...is a little young.]

Me? [He laughs.] I'm six million years old, Teddie. What do you think?

[kingofthetvworld]

[Haha, suggesting that Teddie thinks.]

Yes. A lot.

Can you teach me your ways? Please? You'll come to find that I am an exceptional student. ...Unless there's homework involved, then you can count me out.

[sword_redemption]

Pretty good guess.

[Drift probably shouldn't be laughing so hard, but he can't help it.]

But I think you'd be better studying under someone else.

[brb minor swig of brainbleach at the thought.]

[kingofthetvworld]

Aww, fine...

So... who did you score with? If you don't mind my asking~

[sword_redemption]

[He shrugs, and the smile falters.]

No one here,[unfortunately] so you wouldn't know them.

[kingofthetvworld]

Oh yeah, guess not...

[He frowns, that's not so much fun.]

What about here? Anyone you wanna score with here?

[sword_redemption]

[Not so much fun for Drift, either, if that's any consolation.]

Yes.

But it's not going to happen. [A shrug.]

[kingofthetvworld]

[Gasp]

Never give up, never surrender! What's the problem?

[sword_redemption]

[Wow, little guy sure is invested in what's not going on in Drift's interface array.]

The problem is, the other person has to want to, too.

/jacks casually

[vandalization]

WHOA.

WHOA. Whoa. Whoa.


Drift. Whoa.

What?

[FRAG.]

[sword_redemption]

....what? He asked a question!

[vandalization]

So you uh.




Get robo-nookie, Drift?

[sword_redemption]

[Wow she's making this weird. Why is she making this weird?]

....not...lately (?)

[vandalization]

Whoa, so you do? Well jeez, you sounded so cheerful about it...

[You're so easy to tease, pal.]

[sword_redemption]

[Suddenly it is very hot in here. Is it hot in the RIG too?]

I have. Yes. It's only natural, isn't it?

[vandalization]

Wow so like. Were you super popular with the robot... ladies?

[She pauses, and you can almost hear her eyes narrow.]

Men?

[sword_redemption]

No. I'm...not really that popular.

[Ladies? Men? There's only one 'female' in his world, Vandal.]

With anyone.

[vandalization]

You're popular with me...

I mean not in th-

You know what I mean. But man, you gotta spill. Stories? Had lovers or friends with benefits or what?

[sword_redemption]

[Erk!]

I don't...think we mean popular in the same way. [He really doesn't know what to think you mean.]

I...uh. Do we need to talk about this here? Right now?

[vandalization]

Well no I mean. I don't really want to bang you. I don't even think I could if I wanted to.

[Wow this is even hitting her awkward buttons.]

Yes. Because otherwise you're never gonna tell me.

[sword_redemption]

[Wow thanks for keeping that thought in his head.]

Um. All right. [Sheesh, no need to sound like that about it! Was he that bad?!]

Yes. I've had. Uh. Relationships. Of a sort.