re_alignment | [Video]

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✘ persona 4 | teddie

[Video]

[Something has been bothering Teddie for awhile since he got here. Now that he's a little more situated, he figures he might as well ask now since sitting around isn't giving him any answers.

Look! A video on purpose! He's so proud of himself.]

Hey! I gotta question! It's an important one, too, I promise! If you can just bear with me for a sec, I'd really appreciate it!

[His eyes light up.]

Do robots score?

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Much better.

[Ahem]

Scoring is the thing humans do when they like each other a whole lot. It usually involves some kinda stud hunt and smooching. If you're really lucky, you might even hold hands.

[His eyebrows wiggle, which is quite impressive since he doesn't have any.]

...

[He takes a step back, putting a hand to his helm.]

dio mio...

You are speaking of relationships.

[Thanks captain obvious.]

Yes. We possess the ability, although some of us lack the... finesse.

That's okay, I can teach you.

[Oh god...]

[Oh god, Teddie...]

I am not in the latter category.

Oh...

So who'd you score with?!

...[Those wings twitch.]

Plenty back on my home planet. I was...quite popular.

I have never had anything steady.

[There's a bit of a giggle as he covers his mouth with his paw.]

You got dumped.

[!! No, that's what just happened back home. Not previously. STILL ON THE MARK THOUGH.]

You misunderstand. I had...what do humans call it..."one night stands."