[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

[Something has been bothering Teddie for awhile since he got here. Now that he's a little more situated, he figures he might as well ask now since sitting around isn't giving him any answers.

Look! A video on purpose! He's so proud of himself.]

Hey! I gotta question! It's an important one, too, I promise! If you can just bear with me for a sec, I'd really appreciate it!

[His eyes light up.]

Do robots score?

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[Video]

[tearsofsteel]

No, I know.

See...

[He took off his glove to unveil his metallic hand. Neat, huh?]

I used to be human. But after I changed...I'm not sure I can feel like that anymore.

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

[METAL HAND

METAL HAAAAND

That is so cool.]

You still look human to me.

[Video]

[tearsofsteel]

I only look human...

[He feels pretty strongly about this.]

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

Get outta here! Did... did you do sit-ups, too?

[This is actually really exciting for him. What is context?]

[Video]

[tearsofsteel]

Yes...but, what does that have to do with anything?

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

That's how I got my inside; I only look human, too! I didn't know we were the same, wowie... I thought I was the only one.

[Video]

[tearsofsteel]

You're a cyborg?

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

No, you goof. I'm a bear.

[Video]

[tearsofsteel]

But you just said...


...I'm not a bear.

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

[This is becoming a little too difficult to explain.]

Okay, let me try again. We both look human, but really aren't.

[Video]

[tearsofsteel]

Sounds about right, but you don't look human.

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[kingofthetvworld]

Bwa-Wha-Yes I do! I--oh, wait. Hang on a sec.

[Teddie grunts a little as he starts to unzip that obnoxiously large zipper around his neck. This thing is a pain to take off... when he's doing it right, just hang on.]

[Video] 2/2

[kingofthetvworld]

[And then the head pops off.

And that is most certainly a child inside.]

Baby, I'm gorgeous!

[video]

[tearsofsteel]

[Funny, he thought Black Ghost would have prepared him for anything, but this? He's done.

How do you even react to that? How?]

...ok.

[video]

[kingofthetvworld]

[Is it really that much of a shock? Most mascot costumes do have people inside them.]

See? So we're the same!

[video]

[tearsofsteel]

[Yeah well costumes don't usually EMOTE.]

In a way, I guess.

[video]

[kingofthetvworld]

[SHUSH]

I wish I woulda known sooner. I never met anyone like me before...