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[kingofthetvworld]

[Something has been bothering Teddie for awhile since he got here. Now that he's a little more situated, he figures he might as well ask now since sitting around isn't giving him any answers.

Look! A video on purpose! He's so proud of himself.]

Hey! I gotta question! It's an important one, too, I promise! If you can just bear with me for a sec, I'd really appreciate it!

[His eyes light up.]

Do robots score?

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[ex_dishonestly997]

That's exactly it.

You know, you catch on pretty quick, for not being a robot.

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[kingofthetvworld]

But of course. Bears are the smartest creature in the animal kingdom, after all.

[He knows this because he just made it up.]

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[ex_dishonestly997]

Sounds like a clean sweep, to me. Who's your competition? Humans?

[Yes he is encouraging this]

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[kingofthetvworld]

[You're terrible, Starscream.]

Humans are animals?

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[ex_dishonestly997]

[HE'LL MAKE A DECEPTICON OF TEDDIE YET]

Uh huh. Not as sophisticated as bears, of course. [what is he even talking about he's never met a bear before now what a punk] But they can't help the way they live, don't be too hard on them.

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[kingofthetvworld]

But I like the way they live. They got refrigerators!

[Clearly this is a huge factor. I mean, come on. Refrigerators.]

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[ex_dishonestly997]

That's not going to help you score.

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[kingofthetvworld]

Wait, y-you know what will? Tell me! You gotta, it's in the rules!

[That he just made up.]

Help a bear out.

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[ex_dishonestly997]

Okay. First lesson in scoring - act cool. Even if you don't feel sure of yourself, you have to pretend you know exactly what you're doing. People respond to confidence. Even if they don't like you, they'll respect you, and respect is the foundation of scoring. And never praise anything that isn't something you came up with. You're the leader of the squad, not a follower. Followers don't score.

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[kingofthetvworld]

[He nods as if he understands, not like it can be seen, though.]

That's... that's right! That would explain why Sensei can score but Yosuke never does... You sure do know a lot, buddy.

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[ex_dishonestly997]

Friends of yours? [jovially] Thanks for noticing. Not many people are smart enough to recognize how quick my processor is.