[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

[Something has been bothering Teddie for awhile since he got here. Now that he's a little more situated, he figures he might as well ask now since sitting around isn't giving him any answers.

Look! A video on purpose! He's so proud of himself.]

Hey! I gotta question! It's an important one, too, I promise! If you can just bear with me for a sec, I'd really appreciate it!

[His eyes light up.]

Do robots score?

Comments

[Voice]

[kingofthetvworld]

No one said it had to be short. It can be a really long scoring.

[HAS TO BECOME CLEAR THAT HE HAS ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT YET]

[Voice] this icon forever

[docbot]

... I think you're confused about what "scoring" really is. What is your definition of it?

[Voice] It's a good icon

[kingofthetvworld]

Something humans do when they like each other? Why?

[Voice] it's his expression through this entire conversation

[docbot]

Your understanding of intercourse and the related social constructs involved with it seem to be lacking.

[ How did he end up having to explain this to a bear? He's a field medic for Primus's sake. ]

[Voice]

[kingofthetvworld]

[...those are some pretty big words there.]

I have absolutely no idea what you just said!

[Voice]

[docbot]

......

[ He sort of wants to hand this off to someone else. ]

............

[ But he's got a responsibility. ]

I meant that I don't think you know what's involved with, ah... "dating" and ... I think humans refer to it as "sex".

[Voice]

[kingofthetvworld]

Hey, not true! I've been on plenty of dates. For your information, they all went swimmingly even without the need for some sweet jazzy tunes.

[Sex, sax, same thing.]