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[kingofthetvworld]

[Something has been bothering Teddie for awhile since he got here. Now that he's a little more situated, he figures he might as well ask now since sitting around isn't giving him any answers.

Look! A video on purpose! He's so proud of himself.]

Hey! I gotta question! It's an important one, too, I promise! If you can just bear with me for a sec, I'd really appreciate it!

[His eyes light up.]

Do robots score?

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[docbot]

Have you ever seen an aircraft carrier and a motorcycle try to interface? Because believe me, getting the parts unjammed after that fiasco was a terrifying experience.

[ He won't even go into the time that one mech tried to selfservice with a pterorabbit. ]

[vandalization]

Oh my god. Storytime. Haha- oh wow.

I bet you've seen all sorts of crazy shit in your profession.

[docbot]

You have no idea. The stories we used to share around at the bar during my residency... [A wistful chuckle in memory of times long past.] Well. Yes, suffice to say that I've seen quite a bit.

[vandalization]

Clearly I need to get you drunk and make you tell me. Or you could just tell me but drunk is always nice.

[docbot]

Hah! If you can find some quality high-grade, I might take you up on that. Primus knows, it's been centuries since I've had anything other than what I had time to brew for myself.

[vandalization]

Right. High grade. Alright then. You get drunk and I get horrifying medical tales. Sounds good to me!

[docbot]

It does sound like a satisfactory plan, doesn't it?

[ He's actually even a bit excited. ]

[vandalization]

Sure as hell does.

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[winged_knight]

[But THAT IMAGE will be burned into Wing's memory banks for a very long time. Thank you, Ratchet.]

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[docbot]

[ It took three of them working in tandem to get things dismantled enough to free them... And hen they had to reassemble everything. MEDICING: WHAT A GLAMOUROUS JOB.]