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[kingofthetvworld]

[Something has been bothering Teddie for awhile since he got here. Now that he's a little more situated, he figures he might as well ask now since sitting around isn't giving him any answers.

Look! A video on purpose! He's so proud of himself.]

Hey! I gotta question! It's an important one, too, I promise! If you can just bear with me for a sec, I'd really appreciate it!

[His eyes light up.]

Do robots score?

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audio;

[thxforthememories]

Teddie?

Is that what they call you?

audio;

[kingofthetvworld]

Yes indeedy! Sometimes they even call me 'dashing'~ Although that's usually from all the girls.

audio;

[thxforthememories]

Girl human beings?

[Or girl... whatever you are, sir.]

But you aren't human. Why would human beings call you 'dashing'?

audio;

[kingofthetvworld]

How rude. You don't have to be human to be dashing, I'm living proof of that.

...I can also look human if I take off my head. I guess that helps, too.

audio;

[thxforthememories]

I-- [Oh good job, ninjabot, you just insulted a... something.] I wasn't trying to be rude. I was only curious.

... take off your... head?

audio;

[kingofthetvworld]

Yeah, there's a zipper. Didn't you see it? It's what keeps my head from falling off.

audio;

[thxforthememories]

I didn't know what that was... I thought it was just part of your design.

But, if you're that badly damaged, you should see an engineer.

audio;

[kingofthetvworld]

Wha, why? That's how it's supposed to be.

audio;

[thxforthememories]

But...

Why would your head... why would you need it to come off?

audio;

[kingofthetvworld]

...I dunno, it's just always been like that. I can't complain, though, it helps me get out when I feel like being human.

audio;

[thxforthememories]

When you... feel like being human?

You can change what you are?

audio;

[kingofthetvworld]

For the most part, yes sirree! I worked my tail off to make it happen, too.

audio;

[thxforthememories]

How? How did you become human?

[If it were possible, maybe... he'd be safer.]

audio;

[kingofthetvworld]

The answer is sit-ups!

[Which is, of course, wrong and Teddie really has no idea how it happened. It just happened and he was doing sit-ups at the time.

I'm so sorry, Kagerou.]

audio; I LAUGHED

[thxforthememories]

Sit... ups. Exercise? You became human with... exercise?

[wellp, guess there's going to be some ninja sit-ups in the future.]

audio; c;

[kingofthetvworld]

With a little determination and good ol' fashion hard work thrown into the mix. The rest sort of happened on its own.

audio;

[thxforthememories]

I can... try that. I think.

audio;

[kingofthetvworld]

I can help you, if you want. You know, seeing as I'm such an expert on the subject.

audio;

[thxforthememories]

You would do that? For someone you've only just met?

audio;

[kingofthetvworld]

Well, sure! It's good to help other people out, at least that's what I think. You'd do the same for me, right?

audio;

[thxforthememories]

I would make the attempt.

[It's a surprising answer -- he surprised himself by giving it.]

audio; Thread jacking her way in here

[heavymetalgenkigirl]

[Miko can't help but giggle a little, not at the current convo but at the old stuff.]

I can tell you why people kiss. If you want to know.