[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

[Something has been bothering Teddie for awhile since he got here. Now that he's a little more situated, he figures he might as well ask now since sitting around isn't giving him any answers.

Look! A video on purpose! He's so proud of himself.]

Hey! I gotta question! It's an important one, too, I promise! If you can just bear with me for a sec, I'd really appreciate it!

[His eyes light up.]

Do robots score?

Comments

[Private]

[ex_dishonestly997]

Is this the part where you beg me not to embarrass you in front of your spark-crush?

[Private]

[vandalization]

Starscream, I do not have a crush. Getting with a giant robot, or anyone for that matter, is the last thing on my mind.

[Private]

[ex_dishonestly997]

So after you prove you're not scared, helpless or cute, then you'll think about hooking up with him?

[Private]

[vandalization]

I don't think of him like that. How the shit would I hook up with a giant goddamn robot, anyways?

Even if I did, I don't want to get in the way of whatever he has going on with Wing.

[Private]

[ex_dishonestly997]

You're the expert, you tell me.

....Wing? [oh this is priceless] How did that come up?

[Private]

[vandalization]

I'm not an expert on this bullshit, okay?

Look, it's not. Like. Just. Shut up, okay? I swear to god.

[Private]

[ex_dishonestly997]

...I think you've given me an idea.

[Private]

[vandalization]

... Starscream no.

[Private]

[ex_dishonestly997]

[QUICK STARSCREAM COVER UP YOUR REAL IDEA WITH A SLIGHTLY LESS BRILLIANT ONE]

I'm thinking if everyone's careful, a threeway just comes down to logistics.

[Private]

[vandalization]

You're a piece of fucking work.

[Private]

[ex_dishonestly997]

Do you think I'm kidding?

[Private]

[vandalization]

Yeah, actually.

[Private]

[ex_dishonestly997]

I never kid. [but he does lie. A lot.]

[Private]

[vandalization]

Starscream, don't.