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[uknowuwantmebaby]

[Wow Cybertron, how long has it been since Crow's bothered the network? A day or so? Well, Crow figures it's time he did it again.

The robot looks more worse for wear, if you define worse for wear as shell-shocked. Because shell-shocked describes the robot pretty well...among other words.

The robot stares straight into the screen until words finally manage to tumble out of his system.]

That was the worst date ever. Never ever EVER date a glove.

[That's all he needed to say before he flipped this communicator off. Anyone know what that was about?]

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[treacherous_widow]

[Now she's curious and that's not always a good thing.]

Alright, I'll bite. Why should you never date a 'glove'.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Because one you could wear her like a...well, glove, and two, YOU'LL GET DISSECTED!

[treacherous_widow]

[Snickers. Sorry, this already sounds more amusing than it should be.]

Dissected? Sounds like an interesting first date. Who was the little mad scientist?

[uknowuwantmebaby]

More like nauseating.

Four! It was FOUR!

[treacherous_widow]

[That just upped this from amusing to hilarious.]

Four. As in the doll that's barely six inches tall.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Come on, is it that hard to believe? I mean, look in her eyes!

[treacherous_widow]

Actually, yes. It is.

You must be either the weakest male I've ever encountered or just plain stupid to let something that small dissect you.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

It wasn't her! It was the big lamp guy! She led me to him!

[treacherous_widow]

So you let her lead you to Shockwave.

Still not saying much for your intelligence.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

How was I supposed to know that she meant "opening my insides" when she said kiss?!

[treacherous_widow]

[Snickers.]

Let me check something. She routinely hangs around with Shockwave and Tarn from what I've noticed. What did you think would happen.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

...a kiss?

[treacherous_widow]

....

[Blackarachnia just breaks out into uncontrollable laughter.]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Yeah yeah laugh it up, Goldfinger. All I wanted was a kiss from a real lady...ok a half-real lady.

[treacherous_widow]

[Eventually the laughter dies down enough for her to speak again.]

You have a crappy taste in females.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Ok I WILL agree when it comes to Four, but NOT Kim Catrall.

[treacherous_widow]

Not a clue who that is and I don't care.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Well for one thing she doesn't have a headmold.