[Video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

[Wow Cybertron, how long has it been since Crow's bothered the network? A day or so? Well, Crow figures it's time he did it again.

The robot looks more worse for wear, if you define worse for wear as shell-shocked. Because shell-shocked describes the robot pretty well...among other words.

The robot stares straight into the screen until words finally manage to tumble out of his system.]

That was the worst date ever. Never ever EVER date a glove.

[That's all he needed to say before he flipped this communicator off. Anyone know what that was about?]

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[video]

[angleofscience]

... What happened?

[Because, well. That doesn't sound good, and while it took him a moment to figure out what (or rather, who) Crow was talking about since he doesn't really think of Four in terms of what her body is made out of, it wasn't too hard.]

[video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

It was supposed to be a hot date, and before I knew it I was being dissected!

[video]

[angleofscience]

[...]

[Just. Give him a moment.]

Four did what?

[His voice briefly rises at the last word, but Jetfire's expression is quickly collected into something calmer - if very tight.]

How in the Matrix did that happen?

[video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

She led me into a trap and had big lamp-face science guy take me apart!

I DIDN'T EVEN GET A KISS!

[treacherous_widow]

[Now she's curious and that's not always a good thing.]

Alright, I'll bite. Why should you never date a 'glove'.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Because one you could wear her like a...well, glove, and two, YOU'LL GET DISSECTED!

[treacherous_widow]

[Snickers. Sorry, this already sounds more amusing than it should be.]

Dissected? Sounds like an interesting first date. Who was the little mad scientist?

[uknowuwantmebaby]

More like nauseating.

Four! It was FOUR!

[Text]

[4_toteachus]

I had you put back together again, didn't I?

[Video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Oh what, does that mean if I need to do some knitting I can just borrow some thread from you?

[Text]

[4_toteachus]

My thread isn't appropriate for knitting.

...I promise not to do it to you again next time?

[Video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

What do you mean next time? Unless you're planning to have a Clarice/Hannibal relationship, it ain't gonna happen.

[And there's no way you can convince him, yup, sure.]

[Video] - threadjack~

[angleofscience]

Four. I want your location. [Not even a request. Don't make him hack the feed to backtrace it.]

We need to have a talk about proper procedures and ethics in regards to science.

[Text]

[4_toteachus]

[Oh. That doesn't sound good. Four's instantly worried, no one's ever talked to her in that tone before. Well, besides One, but One talks to everyone like that.]

...I'm with Shockwave right now.

Inside his chest cavity actually.

Do you want me to meet you somewhere...?

[Video]

[angleofscience]

[Nope, not good at all, young lady. And he should probably have expected that reply. Well. Sort of.]

In...? [He trails off, shaking his helm.]

Yes, please. Wherever's more convenient for you, as I'll undoubtedly have an easier time to get to you, unless you have your transport nearby.

[Video]

[glitteratimedic]

...You know, that euphemism would be a lot more effective if Cybertronians actually wore gloves.

[He gives the camera a dry glare.]

Any particular reason why you decided to grace our communicators with the lurid tale of your 'date'?

[Video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

That euphemism would be effective if Cybertonians had lives.

Because I want everyone to know that Four is a meanie and a liar.

[Video]

[glitteratimedic]

Just because we don't casually announce them all over the network does not mean we do not have lives.

[He settles on his paws primly, with all the haughtiness of a feline.

...This of course means he's a dirty, drunkard hypocrite who would plaster his life all over the network if he indeed had one, but no one needs to actually know that.]

Pfft. A 'meanie'? Four?

[The most incredulous stare.]

You are aware that Four is the least physically imposing sentient lifeform on this entire planet, are you not?

[Video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Well they're not very interesting.

[Friggin cat. Why are all cats so sassy.]

That doesn't stop her from luring me into dissections by a big lamp!

[audio] oh my god why do i play the characters who say these things

[zer0thassassin]

Adorable lure!
Perhaps you should keep to your
Own hand and tissues.

[audio] because crow will say them right back

[uknowuwantmebaby]

You'd be the expert, Hand Solo.

[audio] what horrors have we unleashed

[zer0thassassin]

So, your hand rejected you. How unsurprising.

[deadlydoctor]

I hope you were polite to her. [Otherwise Knock Out and his prod will have a few words with you, mister. Also, notice how he's not asking what happened.]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Right up till I was getting eviscerated!

[deadlydoctor]

Good. You can't say it was a boring date, at the very least.