[Video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

[Wow Cybertron, how long has it been since Crow's bothered the network? A day or so? Well, Crow figures it's time he did it again.

The robot looks more worse for wear, if you define worse for wear as shell-shocked. Because shell-shocked describes the robot pretty well...among other words.

The robot stares straight into the screen until words finally manage to tumble out of his system.]

That was the worst date ever. Never ever EVER date a glove.

[That's all he needed to say before he flipped this communicator off. Anyone know what that was about?]

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[video]

[angleofscience]

... What happened?

[Because, well. That doesn't sound good, and while it took him a moment to figure out what (or rather, who) Crow was talking about since he doesn't really think of Four in terms of what her body is made out of, it wasn't too hard.]

[video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

It was supposed to be a hot date, and before I knew it I was being dissected!

[treacherous_widow]

[Now she's curious and that's not always a good thing.]

Alright, I'll bite. Why should you never date a 'glove'.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Because one you could wear her like a...well, glove, and two, YOU'LL GET DISSECTED!

[video]

[angleofscience]

[...]

[Just. Give him a moment.]

Four did what?

[His voice briefly rises at the last word, but Jetfire's expression is quickly collected into something calmer - if very tight.]

How in the Matrix did that happen?

[Text]

[4_toteachus]

I had you put back together again, didn't I?

[video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

She led me into a trap and had big lamp-face science guy take me apart!

I DIDN'T EVEN GET A KISS!

[Video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Oh what, does that mean if I need to do some knitting I can just borrow some thread from you?

[Text]

[4_toteachus]

My thread isn't appropriate for knitting.

...I promise not to do it to you again next time?

[video]

[angleofscience]

... Ah.

[Apparently he should've paid more attention to Four.]

I'll see what I can do to make sure it doesn't happen again. You should find a medic to make sure everything is all right.

[Subtle dig at Shockwave, because the mech had obviously gone through the effort of putting the little robot together after his... session.]

[Video] - threadjack~

[angleofscience]

Four. I want your location. [Not even a request. Don't make him hack the feed to backtrace it.]

We need to have a talk about proper procedures and ethics in regards to science.

[video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

[Four's a sneaky little sociopath, that's the problem.]

...you guys actually have robot doctors?

[The closest he had to a doctor was Joel.]

I'm not gonna need to turn and cough am I?

[Video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

What do you mean next time? Unless you're planning to have a Clarice/Hannibal relationship, it ain't gonna happen.

[And there's no way you can convince him, yup, sure.]

[video]

[angleofscience]

[That is an issue indeed. Hopefully he can... mitigate that development.]

We do, yes. [He smiles slightly at that, despite the current mood and what just happened.] Somebody needs to have the knowledge and tools to repair everyone else, don't they?

And, er... I wouldn't know. But at least Red Alert and Ambulon would be sincere in finding out if something is wrong and help you if they can.

[Text]

[4_toteachus]

[Oh. That doesn't sound good. Four's instantly worried, no one's ever talked to her in that tone before. Well, besides One, but One talks to everyone like that.]

...I'm with Shockwave right now.

Inside his chest cavity actually.

Do you want me to meet you somewhere...?

[Text]

[4_toteachus]

Well I do owe you a kiss I suppose.

But if you don't want it, then I'm fine with that.

I'll show you my bouncy house someday!

[Video]

[angleofscience]

[Nope, not good at all, young lady. And he should probably have expected that reply. Well. Sort of.]

In...? [He trails off, shaking his helm.]

Yes, please. Wherever's more convenient for you, as I'll undoubtedly have an easier time to get to you, unless you have your transport nearby.

[video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Yeah, that's true. Guess when you're made of a bowling pin and a hockey mask, you expect things to break down.

...with names like Red Alert and Ambulon did they really have a choice for career?

[Video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

[...did someone say bouncyhouse.]

...well you do owe me.

But we're going with a chaperone, ok?! No more strange robots touching my insides.

[video]

[angleofscience]

[He can't quite keep a straight face at that, and the upper edge of an optic raises up. Well, hopefully any medics will be able to help if it's needed.]

Erm, yes. I suppose so.

And, ah. Well, the Red Alert from my reality is actually a security director, so there's no hard and fast rule, though designations do sometimes give an indication of occupation, yes. Ambulon, I believe, could also be related to ambulate, so wouldn't necessarily have anything to do with a medical profession.

[treacherous_widow]

[Snickers. Sorry, this already sounds more amusing than it should be.]

Dissected? Sounds like an interesting first date. Who was the little mad scientist?

[video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Yeah but still, don't you use red alerts for emergencies?

...ok that's a looooong stretch there. How does one ambulate? "Oh it's just me, ambulatin' down the Mississippi!'

[uknowuwantmebaby]

More like nauseating.

Four! It was FOUR!

[treacherous_widow]

[That just upped this from amusing to hilarious.]

Four. As in the doll that's barely six inches tall.

[Video]

[glitteratimedic]

...You know, that euphemism would be a lot more effective if Cybertronians actually wore gloves.

[He gives the camera a dry glare.]

Any particular reason why you decided to grace our communicators with the lurid tale of your 'date'?