[Video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

[Wow Cybertron, how long has it been since Crow's bothered the network? A day or so? Well, Crow figures it's time he did it again.

The robot looks more worse for wear, if you define worse for wear as shell-shocked. Because shell-shocked describes the robot pretty well...among other words.

The robot stares straight into the screen until words finally manage to tumble out of his system.]

That was the worst date ever. Never ever EVER date a glove.

[That's all he needed to say before he flipped this communicator off. Anyone know what that was about?]

Comments

[Video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Well they're not very interesting.

[Friggin cat. Why are all cats so sassy.]

That doesn't stop her from luring me into dissections by a big lamp!

[Video]

[glitteratimedic]

[Sassiness is the lifeblood of felines. Even robotic ones.]

As far as you know-

[And he immediately snapped his jaw shut, objection cut off.]

I'm sorry, what now? A lamp that does dissections?

[Video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Yeah and he's got a gun for an arm! He's functional yet homicidal.

[This totally makes sense.]

[Video]

[glitteratimedic]

Gun for a-

[Oooh. Lamp. Suddenly that makes sense.]

Shockwave? Big, purple, and obnoxious? Well, he's dangerous, I suppose, but I really wouldn't say homicidal?

[...]

Oh. Yes. He's actually competent in this universe. Right. How silly of me to forget.

[Video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Yeah, that Spockwave is a real pain in the gears. And he has NO sense of humor.

But yeah, Four and Sockwave are working together.

[Video]

[glitteratimedic]

I have to say, a Shockwave with a sense of humor sounds more terrifying.

[He snorts.]

So. Four is working with Shockwave. Dare I ask what Shockwave was actually dissecting?

[Video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Yeah the creepy-looking doll was working with a creepy guy, shocking.

Uh he was dissecting me.

[Video]

[glitteratimedic]

[GURK.]

Ah.

Right.

[Wow alternate Shockwave's talents at putting people back together sure are outwardly satisfactory.]

Well then. What is your location? Because if you haven't been checked out by a medic yet you probably should be.

[Despite all the previous snark, he's gone from blasé to genuinely concerned in an instant.]

[Video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

[You are one confusing cat.]

I'm at Nexus' temple thing.

...are you really a medic?

[Don't paws make it hard to do check ups.]

[Video to ACTION?]

[glitteratimedic]

[You've never seen paws like these before, goldenrod.]

Well, how lucky for you, I live there. And yes. Yes I am a medic. A very qualified one at that.

[And with that, he's scrambling around the room, gathering a few scattered supplies and dumping them into his storage. He scoops up the comm and clips it to an armor protrusion, before heading out the door.]

So ping me your exact location and I'll be right over.

[Video to ACTION!!!]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Well if George Clooney can be a doctor I guess anyone can...

[Beep boop by the powers of handwaving, he gives his location and (im)patiently abides for the medic's arrival.]