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[uknowuwantmebaby]

[Wow Cybertron, how long has it been since Crow's bothered the network? A day or so? Well, Crow figures it's time he did it again.

The robot looks more worse for wear, if you define worse for wear as shell-shocked. Because shell-shocked describes the robot pretty well...among other words.

The robot stares straight into the screen until words finally manage to tumble out of his system.]

That was the worst date ever. Never ever EVER date a glove.

[That's all he needed to say before he flipped this communicator off. Anyone know what that was about?]

Comments

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Right up till I was getting eviscerated!

[deadlydoctor]

Good. You can't say it was a boring date, at the very least.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Excuse me, but I save the weird stuff on the THIRD date.

[deadlydoctor]

Prude.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

It's called conserving your libido.

[deadlydoctor]

[He chuckles.] Alright.

I did not know little lady gloves were your type.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

She wasn't, but when all the ladies are Killdozer, you take what you can get.

[deadlydoctor]

Then try the guys. [Knock Out here fails to see your problem, Crow.]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Uh, sorry but you guy are A) twice my size and B) got no nose. ESKIMO KISSES ARE TOTALLY OUT THE WINDOW!

[deadlydoctor]

I didn't mean me

And you are biased against people with no noses. I see your true colors now. What's a eskimo kiss?

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Well yeah, I mean can you trust someone who can't smell?

It's where you kiss someone on the nose!

[deadlydoctor]

I can smell using my sensors.

Why would you like to kiss them there? Noses are disgusting and filled with snot and other disgusting organics things.

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Woah it's not like I'm gonna French it!

[deadlydoctor]

[That got him confused.]

I don't think you can change someone's nose nationality.