[Video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

[Wow Cybertron, how long has it been since Crow's bothered the network? A day or so? Well, Crow figures it's time he did it again.

The robot looks more worse for wear, if you define worse for wear as shell-shocked. Because shell-shocked describes the robot pretty well...among other words.

The robot stares straight into the screen until words finally manage to tumble out of his system.]

That was the worst date ever. Never ever EVER date a glove.

[That's all he needed to say before he flipped this communicator off. Anyone know what that was about?]

Comments

[video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

...yeah well, a vacuum would be better.

This place needs a Hoover and I don't mean the president.

[video]

[angleofscience]

[President? Jetfire eyes Crow a bit confusedly, but doesn't ask about that.]

Cleaning supplies would usually be something you could attach to drones. Though I imagine, by the time this Cybertron is done being formed, it'll look vastly different.

[A frown briefly flickers over his faceplates and Jetfire looks down, the glow from his optics softening a little. Suddenly missing his Cybertron, and not the war-torn one either.]

[video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

A few trees and some Starbucks wouldn't hurt.

[It's Crow, better get used to it, Jetfire.]

[video]

[angleofscience]

Trees wouldn't have an optimal environment here, even if there'd be enough soil for them to take root in and... er... Starbucks?

[He has not a single clue what that is.]

[video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Ever heard of a greenhouse?

And yeah,a cute little coffee conglomerate!

[video]

[angleofscience]

I... can't say I have, no, for either of those things.

[He shakes his helm slowly, looking somewhat bemused.]

Prior to being removed from my reality, I had been awake on Earth for around a full day, and most of that time was spent dealing with a particularly... er, curious incident. Not much time to learn about Earth.

[video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Well jeeze, where did you wake up, the north pole?

[video]

[angleofscience]

Err... not exactly. I believe the location I got buried by an avalanche in was a glacier on the southern... ah, Alaskan coast.

[video]

[uknowuwantmebaby]

Alaska, huh? And no people saw you?

[video]

[angleofscience]

Hmm, well. I crashed there... ah, at least two thousand and two hundred years ago. I doubt, if there were humans nearby then, that they would have had the capacity to uncover me when it happened.