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Starscream ([personal profile] ex_dishonestly997) wrote in [community profile] re_alignment2012-08-11 12:52 am

anonymous text; open to everyone

my robotic angel of the east

i had planned to write a very long and passionate letter detailing my ardor for you, but all words are insufficient to encompass all that i have felt for you in this very short time

to everyone else you are only drift, a robot without a home and with a mysterious past and a mysterious smile and a mysterious ... (i'll fill this in with something else later, maybe that crest?)

but to me, you are everything. you are the light of every star that i see reflected in your hull, and every time i see you i long to tell you everything, but the thought of being rejected is unbearable to me. so i make excuses to see you often, and hope that you will take that first step, instead.

please, i beg you, don't reject me because of my organic state. don't turn away from me in my hour of emotional need. i want you more than i have ever wanted any other being, organic or otherwise, and i could not bear if you didn't at least entertain the possibility of making me yours, and you mine.

in this brave new world so in need of terraforming, drift, you have terraformed my everything.

forever yours,
V.
sword_redemption: (wut is this)

[personal profile] sword_redemption 2012-08-11 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[Somewhere, Drift more or less just fell over. *crash*.]

I...don't know what to say .
sword_redemption: (determination)

[personal profile] sword_redemption 2012-08-11 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I..I wouldn't. ['terraformed my everything'? Is that a good line? Should he try that on Wing?]

She just... [....yeah, still no idea what to say.]

I think I need to talk to her.
sword_redemption: (:/)

[personal profile] sword_redemption 2012-08-11 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
But... Uh. What do I say to her?

[And how messed up that he's asking you for relationship talking advice?]
sword_redemption: (huh?)

[personal profile] sword_redemption 2012-08-11 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I want her to be happy.

[Simple. Except not.]

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vandalization: (Rig - My haunted hell)

[personal profile] vandalization 2012-08-11 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Drift, this isn't what it looks like.

Starscream wrote it, not me. He's just trying to-

I don't know what he's trying to do, but you know damn well I have better grammar than this.
sword_redemption: (huh?)

[personal profile] sword_redemption 2012-08-11 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm...not even sure what it looks like.

[He is so not ready for this conversation.]

Wait. You're upset about the grammar?
vandalization: (Rig - WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?)

[personal profile] vandalization 2012-08-11 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes... it's terrible.

Listen. Bottom line? I didn't write this, okay? You believe me right?

[Because if Vandal was to write someone a love note it would read: "Do you like me? Check yes or no."]
sword_redemption: (:/)

[personal profile] sword_redemption 2012-08-11 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
True. But.

[It just doesn't seem appropriate to grammar flame a love letter.]

...but it's in your font.
vandalization: (Rig - My haunted hell)

[personal profile] vandalization 2012-08-11 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[FACE. PALM.]

Okay Drift. I'll play. Let's pretend for a second. I wrote this. Because font.

You give me all the reasons plausibly, that we shouldn't date, and there you will have proof that this letter, isn't from me.
sword_redemption: (D:)

[personal profile] sword_redemption 2012-08-11 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
But you gave me your thing.

[Surely that means something?]

.... I don't have any.
vandalization: (Rig - Don't cry)

[personal profile] vandalization 2012-08-11 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
My th-

It was just a token of friendship.

[Well this is getting uncomfortable really fast.]

I wouldn't get in the way of you and Wing, for one. I wouldn't even think about it. I'm a selfish person but I'm not like... awful like that.

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inferiordude: zibanitu6969 @ dA (IT'S SOOOOOO COOL!)

[personal profile] inferiordude 2012-08-11 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
You should totally serenade her.

Jus' sayin'.
inferiordude: (b-but wait a nanoklik dude!)

[personal profile] inferiordude 2012-08-11 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
HAHA I didn't. Say. Anything.
sword_redemption: (determination)

[personal profile] sword_redemption 2012-08-11 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
...is that how it works? Love letter, serenade?
inferiordude: zibanitu6969 @ dA (HEY DUDE!)

[personal profile] inferiordude 2012-08-11 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah, totally! I can help you out, even!

Let's see... girl humans like flowers, so you gotta get her some. And I'll find the most totally romantic song ever to sing her.
sword_redemption: (huh?)

[personal profile] sword_redemption 2012-08-11 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Flowers? I haven't seen any here. [they're going to be cherry blossoms, you just know it]

I really don't think I should sing to her. [His voice is terrible.]
inferiordude: (SOOOOOO hip and with it!)

[personal profile] inferiordude 2012-08-11 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
We can figure somethin' out!

Hmm, really? Well. Maybe I can sing for you when you give her flowers! Yeah!!
sword_redemption: (w-wut?)

[personal profile] sword_redemption 2012-08-12 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Does in have to be flowers? I mean. That could be hard. Anything elese?

....why would you do that? It's a generous offer, but...well...you don't really know me.

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[personal profile] percept 2012-08-11 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Drift. While Soundwave is giving you fairly accurate information on the human courtship ritual, I must stress no flowers and no singing.

[ FACE IN HANDS. ]
sword_redemption: (D:)

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[personal profile] sword_redemption 2012-08-11 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
...but she does like singing.

[Maybe not Drift's, so much, though.]

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