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[ex_dishonestly997]

my robotic angel of the east

i had planned to write a very long and passionate letter detailing my ardor for you, but all words are insufficient to encompass all that i have felt for you in this very short time

to everyone else you are only drift, a robot without a home and with a mysterious past and a mysterious smile and a mysterious ... (i'll fill this in with something else later, maybe that crest?)

but to me, you are everything. you are the light of every star that i see reflected in your hull, and every time i see you i long to tell you everything, but the thought of being rejected is unbearable to me. so i make excuses to see you often, and hope that you will take that first step, instead.

please, i beg you, don't reject me because of my organic state. don't turn away from me in my hour of emotional need. i want you more than i have ever wanted any other being, organic or otherwise, and i could not bear if you didn't at least entertain the possibility of making me yours, and you mine.

in this brave new world so in need of terraforming, drift, you have terraformed my everything.

forever yours,
V.

Comments

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done. c:

[vandalization]

STARSCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!

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[inferiordude]

Huh--?

[inferiordude]

[READING. READING READING.]

[inferiordude]

W-whoa... this is...

[inferiordude]

OH MY EMBER I SHOULD'A KNOWN!!

DONE

[inferiordude]

Vandal! Vandal, I can totally help you write a song! That'd be better than a love note!!

audio

[percept]

How, ah... Touching? [ Audio only since PERCEPTOR'S FACE RN GOSH. ]

audio

[vandalization]

NONONONONONONONONO.

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[ex_dishonestly997]

Who knew she was so romantic? That crude exterior hides a master wordsmith.

[kingofthetvworld]

[This sure is cheesy.

And the word 'bear' comes up a few times.]

...Did I write this?

[ex_dishonestly997]

I don't know, are you a romance expert?

Because whoever wrote this is a romance expert.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[Somewhere, somehow, Wheeljack is agreeing with Teddie.]

Did that bear write this?

[ex_dishonestly997]

Hey what is wrong with you? It's so touching my vents nearly clogged up.

[sword_redemption]

[Somewhere, Drift more or less just fell over. *crash*.]

_{I...don't know what to say} .

[ex_dishonestly997]

Just say yes. Don't break what passes for her spark.

[vandalization]

Drift, this isn't what it looks like.

Starscream wrote it, not me. He's just trying to-

I don't know what he's trying to do, but you know damn well I have better grammar than this.

[video] Icon keywords totally applicable

[raceme]

[Yeha...Blurr has no words.

Well played sir, well played.]

[video] LMAO oh god poor blurr

[ex_dishonestly997]

[Is this Blurr not talking?

Oh my.]

Ladies and gentlemechs, one of the seven wonders of the multiverse.

Interspecies OH EW

[my_own_trope]

Pretty sure he's not your type.

[vandalization]

How do you know what the fuck my type is?! And I didn't even write this, asshole!

[aerospacecommander]

This is the stupidest thing I have ever read.

[Aside from the Covenant of Primus. Which he didn't even read.]

[ex_dishonestly997]

I don't know, I think it's sweet.

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[winged_knight]

[If Wing was awake to read and respond to this...well, not even he's sure what he'd say. Other than feeling strangely responsible, uncomfortably jealous envious conflicted and ridiculously awkward. All of which nicely combines into "..."]